A Christmas Present Idea

I asked a mate of mine what he'd got his wife for Christmas.

He replied 'A pair of slippers and a dildo'.

Upon seeing the look of confusion on my face he ventured...

'If she don't like the slippers she can go and fuck herself'!

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