First old whore: "If I've been up those stairs once today, I've been up them fifty times".
Second old whore: "Oh, your poor feet".
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[Jokes]
Posted by Frank Leopald on 07 January 2006 20:15:58 GMT
Penis Enlargement
January is traditionally the month when a guy's thoughts gently turn to penis enlargement...
You show me a guy who has never thought he would like a bigger penis and I'll show you a guy with a six inch plus penis!
So, I thought I'd bring to your attention what appears to be the best deal out there. Anyway, it looks the most likely to work...
So, I thought I'd bring to your attention what appears to be the best deal out there. Anyway, it looks the most likely to work...
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[Sex Toys]
Posted by Frank Leopald on 07 January 2006 18:49:55 GMT
A young man goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms.
The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, we haven't got any, have you tried Boots"?
The young man replies "I want to slide in not march in"!
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Posted by Frank Leopald on 07 January 2006 00:44:20 GMT
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money usually costs less.
~ Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985
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[Quotes]
Posted by Frank Leopald on 07 January 2006 00:38:40 GMT
