Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was LONG AND BLACK.
The X-Man Black Dildo is one of the best selling dildos. It's a beauty, with a lovely heavy feel to it, rather like an old fashioned cosh. Because of the balls it can be used in conjunction with a harness for some serious strap-on action.
No wonder Johnny wanted one...
Three nuns went to the Mother Superior and said "Mother, we are all with child".
The shocked Mother Superior managed to gasp "But how could this happen"?
The nuns with heads bowed replied "Benny dicked us"!
