A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him "Daddy, what's Sex"?

"OK" he thinks "This day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets".

So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.

Then she asks: "Daddy, what is "A Couple"?

And he carries on, a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, sex toys etc...

The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex"?

"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs"...

The vibrating clit massager is much more than a simple vibrator. With its soft jelly lips you can suck away at your clitoris by squeezing the hand suction pump supplied. The closest thing to oral sex without a partner! Features a full multi-speed control unit.

This product has been a top seller for over two years!

Here's a review:

I pushed the vibrator so hard against my pussy... i have never been so wet in my life, the juice dribbled everywhere! every girl should have one of these!! the suction pump sucks and sucks at your clit like you wouldnt believe.. mm.... i'm wet just thinking about it!!

Judging from the above review this is a hot one for the girls

First Ovary - "Did you order an organ"?

Second Ovary - "No, why"?

First Ovary - "Well, there's two nuts out there trying to push one in here".