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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks
him "Daddy, what's Sex"?
"OK" he thinks "This day was
bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from
the streets".
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds
and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and
eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.
Then she asks: "Daddy, what is "A Couple"?
And
he carries on, a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape,
pedophilia, sex toys etc...
The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about "a couple"
and "Sex"?
"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs"...
