A new Royal Mail stamp depicting a clitoris has been withdrawn from sale. It proved unpopular with men who seem to have had problems licking it properly.
Let's face it every one wanks.
But if you want to take your masturbating to the next level then read on...
Made from ‘Virtual Touch’ rubber that is very soft and warm to the touch and is hand coloured for added realism. The inside of the masturbator has a squirmy action that massages the shaft of your penis while the top of the masturbator contains a high-powered vibrating bullet.
Sounds good doesn't it?
But the best thing about this masturbator is the screaming function. Turn the screaming on and you will hear a girl’s voice moaning...
And when I say that the Hot Sex Screaming masturbator actually moans as you fuck her I don't mean she says things like:
- You're drinking too much.
- Why don't you ever tell me you love me?
- You always cum too quick.
- Have you got a rubber on?
- There's no way you're sticking it up there!
