Pussy Monster No.1


Would you put your penis anywhere near that?

Daft question. Of course you would.

It takes much more than that to put a man off pussy.

I'll be showing a pussy monster each week and it would be nice to come up with some captions from the audience.

I'll start you off with:

I'd would like to meet that down a dark alley!




There is no way in hell that I would subject my dick to a pussy (No thats the wrong word, Torn out Fireplace) like that. Still, she's a women and has probably got (Stupid) geezers running after her. They can 'av er. I'd rather have a wank (Not thinking anything about that monster minge!
Don't get lippy with me!
What's with the pong face?
Was it one of the pigs that ate the guy at the end of "HANNIBAL"?.....vicious cunt.
I am quite sure this monster can do a good blow job, just hope that it doesn't have teeths !


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