Ealing is said to be the Queen of the Boroughs...

But this young lady put the rough in Borough.

There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She laid on her back and opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

I'm sure she used to drink in the Queen Victoria by the green in Ealing years ago. And I'm sure I fucked her!

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