A guy goes into a clock shop, pulls his penis out and slaps it down on the counter.
The female shop assistant says, without batting an eye lid, "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop"!
The guy replies "I know love but I was wondering if you can put two hands and a face on it".
| March 2006 | ||||||
| Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | ||
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | ||
| Feb | Today | Apr | ||||||
|
Recent Sex Blog Entries
|
|
Recent Responses
Re: Fisting Guide - How To Fist Fuck
Guys can get fisted past the elbow... why can't women get fisted in the ass very deep by another girl with small hands?
AMAZING!
I LOVE this BAM dildo! 100/100 I recommend this to ANYONE who wants ULTIMATE satisfaction! I use it anally and take it to the balls, and WOW is it amazing! It does have a smell (stinks up the half the house!) But i personally smell it as " Mmm Mmmmmmm ...
Phone Sex
It’s a beautiful and hot pussy picture. I love pussy eating and pussy phone sex is a nice idea.
phone sex
This is amazing pussy I attract well in this pussy style. I like this enjoy full site. This is interesting ideas. I like in your thinking or choice well. This is really very sexy seen
Re: Coke Bottle Up Ass X-Ray
"Here we go again, Frank. Another man who drank rum and coke and stuck the bottle up his ass..." God, I would have wanted to be in the room when the doctor most likely stared at him and asked, "Um, what were you thinking??"
Re: Big Fat Cock
I've seen movies of this guy and he has one FAT cock! I'd love to take all the way in me!!!!
Re: Huge BAM Dildo Review By Maria
I just bought a Bam dildo after a few months of doing myself with these three progressively larger dildos the largest of which is only a third the size of Bam, I am usually watching videos of people taking Bam and me just dreaming. Well dreams do come...
Re: The Bam Dildo - Jamie's Story
first off..not a gals ass..dipshit..its a males ass!! and its mine!!
Re: 15 Tips For Fucking Hookers In Amsterdam
I can report that the Red Light Area is going down hill. The Dutch government seems to be embarassed by its existance. Go there and enjoy it before it's too late. Great advice by the way. |
