Cock Shop


A guy goes into a clock shop, pulls his penis out and slaps it down on the counter.

The female shop assistant says, without batting an eye lid, "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop"!

The guy replies "I know love but I was wondering if you can put two hands and a face on it".

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hi how do you shag
Judging from your email address you are a girl.

To answer your question:

You put the womb broom into the stench trench.

Hope that clears that up.


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