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I get about a hundred spam emails a day. Maybe more.

Many are to do with Viagra and Cialis. Most are without humour, many are written by the illiterate for the unfortunate.

This one caused me to smile.

I think it was the reference to spoiled condoms that was the cause of my mirth.

When is a spoiled condom?

When it's full of 'man fat' (sperm)? I think not, that's what they are for, is it not?

When you have cum too quickly? You can't blame the condom for that!

Home and dry sounds more like a spoiled condom to me. At least it would have been wasted...

Anyway, here's the body text of the email:

Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.!
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood,!
dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.!
But I do have one enemy – its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.!
When they appear, I disappear.

See what I mean about illiterate?

Would you buy off this guy?