Sex In The Alps
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A weary young traveller was lost high up in the Alps when he came upon a farm house. He banged on the door and when an old farmer opened it he asked if he could stay the night.
The old farmer explained that he had a beautiful wife and a beautiful teenage daughter and was reluctant to let a handsome young man sleep under his roof for fear of what could happen.
The young traveller told the farmer that he appreciated the situation and would be happy to sleep in the barn. The old farmer warmed to the young man on hearing this and invited him to join the family for breakfast the following morning.
The young traveller did as asked and saw that the wife and daughter were indeed beautiful. The old farmer explained that he could do with some help on the farm for the next few days and the young traveller eagerly offered his help in return for a bed and hot meals.
The arrangement worked well for the next week and they all got along famously at meal times. But the young traveller eventually announced that he would be leaving the next day. The family were saddened to hear that their handsome stranger would be leaving them.
The following day, the old farmer decided he would return to the house to say a fond farewell to the young traveller. Upon arriving back at the farm he was surprised that his beautiful daughter was not out milking their cow and he went to her room to find out why.
He found her naked on the bed, legs apart, moaning gently. She had obviously been ravished. He immediately went and got his shotgun and set off in pursuit of the young traveller. The foot prints in the snow made his job easy but the young traveller had quite a head start.
As the old farmer went over the top of one ridge he looked across the valley and saw the young traveller nearing the crest on the far side. He stopped, put his hands to his mouth and shouted as loud as he could "YOU FUCKED MY DAUGHTER"!
The young traveller stopped, turned and shouted back "AND YOUR OLD L - A - D - Y"!
