The caption:
Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful
Hate me because
I have huge boobs
That caption is aimed at other women, I'd say. There's nothing better than the sight of a pair of big, rounded, heavy, bouncing natural tits...
Women hate it that most men like big tits, they see it as a sign of how shallow men are. Then they go out and get a pair of silicone dumplings bolted on. Girls, silicone tits do NOT look like real tits, shallow we may be but we are not blind and we are not daft...
If she wants to sell one of those puppies, I'll have the one with the brown nose.
If you want to see more naughty girls with huge tits. Some of these girls are fucking and sucking so be careful!
It's unbelievable but the sign says it all.
If you go to Penrith railway station and stand close to the platform edge...
You may get SUCKED OFF.
Get to the back of the queue!
I run a business and sales were seriously down recently and I was in a quandary; only way I could afford to continue would be to get rid of one of my four staff.
Through a process of elimination and calculation I narrowed it down to one of two people, Jack or Jill. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified, both had joined the company at the same time, both did excellent work and I liked them too.
No matter what criteria I used, I still couldn't decide which one to make redundant so I finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would be the one to go.
Next morning they both arrived at work early but Jill had a bit of a hangover as it had been her birthday the previous night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and I approached her and said: "Jill, I've never done this before, but I'm afraid I have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill looked at me and replied: "Could you jack off? I feel like shit this morning."
I'm afraid I've been naughty yet again. Couldn't resist it, I just love to watch people fucking...
I went back onto Sexhibitionism Webcams and looked in the Girl - Boy Couples section again. I found the sexy girl in the picture on the left and went to her Profile section and read it, then I went through the Photo Archives. There are many photos in the archive and she is a very naughty girl. Also, very sexually liberated. It's worth spending some time here to get a measure of what can be expected.
Then I went into text chat mode. It's always best to find out if they are ready to fuck and the text chat allows you to get a 'feeling' for how responsive and sexy they are. And it's free so you can spend a while here. Talk dirty and get yourself prepared.
Anyway, after the text chat conversation with her had established that she was naked, her guy was stiff and that they were ready to fuck, I went through to the video chat as they call it. The webcam, I'd call it...
This is how the webcam video session went:
The scene opens with YELLOWROSE naked on the bed with the guy in the background...
[11:01] YELLOWROSE (private): hi again
[11:02] YELLOWROSE: what u like to see baby?
[11:02] FrankLeopald: i want to see fucking
[11:02] YELLOWROSE: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[11:03] YELLOWROSE: sure
YELLOWROSE gets into a doggy style position and the guy moves up behind her, she reaches between her legs, grabs his cock and guides it into her pussy. They start fucking...
[11:05] FrankLeopald: you get on top please
[11:05] YELLOWROSE: ok
YELLOWROSE does as asked. She climbs on top of the guy and impales herself. She leans back and raises her parted legs so that I can get a good view of the guys thick cock spreading her pussy lips as it penetrates her. They continue fucking, YELLOWROSE controlling the pace and the depth of penetration. Sometimes just the top couple of inches of cock, other times her pussy swallows the whole thing and only the balls are visible. She loves fucking and is a real exhibitionist, you can really see she is enjoying it. And so am I!
[11:08] FrankLeopald: thanks
That was fantastic, that was money very well spent! Once again there were no delaying tactics and no funny business.
It's your own private, real live sex show and it does NOT cost the earth. It is something that everyone should experience. I can highly recommend it!
The post yesterday about Lea Walker Big Brother Porn Star was the most requested page today.
That's amazing. Pages about porn are always high up in the requsted pages league table but Lea Walker has surpassed them.
The reasons are I believe, that people want to see what a TV celebrity looks like having sex. And also, what do those massive tits look like when she's being fucked.
The busty blonde who entered the 'Big Brother' house when this year's series started recently, splashed out thousands on treatment including liposuction, collagen injections and breast implants. Blah, blah, blah... Who cares? You just want to see Lea Walker fucking!
If you're in the UK, you'll almost certainly have noticed that Big Brother fever has yet again swept the nation. One of the housemates this year is Lea Walker, a model who claims the largest tits in Britain.
Lea Walker has a 'PAST' as you can see in her first hardcore porn movie. Lea's enormous (30 M-cup) tits have made a splash with the British public. Now you can see Lea sucking and fucking as though her life depends on it...
As she says on camera, she'd starved herself of sex for two months before the shoot and it shows! Follow Big Brother 7 all you like - you won't see anything as hardcore as this fantastically filthy boy/girl scene from the surgically enhanced sex doll that is Lea Walker. Or should that be Street Walker?
Are you in yet?
If you are unfortunate enough to have heard these four sad words then you should take a look at my post on penis enlargement. You can change your life.
The way God created you is ONLY a starting point...
Did you know that Linda Lovelace's grandmother went down on the Titanic?
The cat crept into the crypt and crapped and crept out quietly.
If you like reading sexy stories or erotica, then you might like to take a look at these erotic ebooks. These sizzlers are cheap and instantly available.
Why collect ebooks?
- Your collection is private and can be held on a password protected computer.
- Your complete collection can be held on a small mobile device. Literally a library in your pocket.
- There are readers available that turn an ebook into a talking book. Great for the visually impaired.
- Eco friendly, no trees destroyed to produce paper. Every little counts, so to speak.
- Can be read under the bed covers without the light on.
A short excerpt from Slave of the Outlands:
The barbarian's shaft was erect by the time she reached it. Squatting, her legs apart, her sex lips swollen with need, she pulled aside the loincloth. The sight of his cock made her swoon. It was immense. Raro had nothing in comparison. Fascinated, she reached out to touch it...
Welcome to Pussy Monster No.12.
If you are offended by this picture, don't worry, it's normal, so am I.
Photographed just after feeding, this is the worst of the lot. I actually feel sick looking at it.
If loose lips sink ships, then this fucker could sink the Titanic. Hell, it could be responsible for Scapa Flow!
You could lose an arm or an leg in there, perhaps even a horse and cart.
I truly pity the cock that just fucked it.
Check out Pussy Monster No.11.
I've lived too long, I'm in the ruck.
I've drunk too deeply of the cup.
I cannot spend, I cannot fuck.
I'm down and out, I'm buggered up
I believe this poem is by Pushkin but it was quoted by Winston Churchill in the TV drama 'The Gathering Storm'.
It's a lovely hot day today and summer seems to be close. Girls will be wearing thongs and g-strings again, just visible above their low-rise jean waistbands! I can't wait!
I know they seem to be a little less popular now and they have received some bad press but they look so cool (on the right girl).
Sorry girls but those big apple steamer pants are a very big turn-off for guys. They just look fuddy duddy and send out a boring signal.
Here's a strange site called Please Bang My Wife and it's 100% real homemade porn. These poor guys have wives that want more fucking than they can provide. So, the poor bastards have agreed to watch while a stud with a far longer and thicker penis bones the arse off their wife.
Imagine the humiliation!
But you don't have to imagine, just get over to the site and see for yourself. Some of the husbands go off the idea half way through the filming. They cannot stand to see their wife shuddering to an orgasm that they've never managed to give them.
What sort of guy would put himself through that?
The poet Adrian Mitchell allegedly wrote this parody of Philip Larkin's rather sombre This Be The Verse. An all together nicer version when one considers the value of a family...
They tuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to but they do.
They give you all the quilts they have
And add some pillows just for you.
Man hands on happiness to man.
It shines out like a sweetshop shelf.
So love your parents all you can
And have some cheerful kids yourself.
A middle aged couple were on a drive out in the countryside when they called into a chicken farm for a look around.
While they were being shown around they came upon the rooster compound.
"That's our champion cock." Said the farmer proudly. "He can perform up to ten times a day."
"Did you hear that, dear?" Said the wife sarcastically. "Ten times a day!"
"Ten times a day?" Asked the amazed husband. "With the same hen?"
"No, of course not" Replied the farmer. "Each time with a different hen."
"Each time with a different partner." Repeated the relieved husband. "Did you hear that dear?"
Welcome to Pussy Monster No.11.
She is a truly evil pussy, hairy scary, dark and brooding.
Also known as a 'Black Hole'.
Anything that get's caught in its 'pull' will get sucked in. Penises, tongues, fingers, hair brush handles, shampoo bottles, carrots, cucumbers, sausages. You get my drift?
When it's bared, nothing's spared!
Check out Pussy Monster No.10.
It is thought that one of the first mass produced prostate massagers were designed and used by medical officers in Japan during World War II.
It was used to alleviate "prostate congestion" of soldiers who had been away from their girlfriends or wives for long periods of time, which seems very thoughtful of a ruthless military high command. Japan has lead the way in prostate massager design for many years.
The basic designs are referred to as 'Dolphin', 'EX', 'Bamboo' and 'Saddle' as shown on the left.
One of the first designs was known as the 'Enemagura' and this basic design was taken up by High Island of the USA who improved upon it and introduced the prostate massager to the Western Male with the 'Pro State' and their range of Aneros Prostate Massagers. There has been little change to the over all size of the design until now.
A company called Nexus have designed and manufactured a new prostate massager in the UK called the Nero, which they found to be more successful than other previously available designs.
The Nero is primarily a sex toy designed specifically for men. It is claimed that it can help a man achieve a full body orgasms and it is also claimed to aid prostate health. The Nero Male G-Spot Massager works with the body transmitting muscle contractions to the prostate and perineum as it excites the anal canal. The Nero is shaped in such a way that it 'finds' your prostate when it is inserted and because it is 'hands free' mastubation and even full sex is still possible. The whole process is known as prostate milking!
The best price I have found for the Nero Prostate Massager is £27.95 and it is at Bionic Tonic, god bless them!
And they give you a FREE tube of Anal Eaze lubricant to help you on your way!
Find more infomation on prostate massage.
