Sex Or Wank
It's polite to ask...
I run a business and sales were seriously down recently and I was in a quandary; only way I could afford to continue would be to get rid of one of my four staff.
Through a process of elimination and calculation I narrowed it down to one of two people, Jack or Jill. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified, both had joined the company at the same time, both did excellent work and I liked them too.
No matter what criteria I used, I still couldn't decide which one to make redundant so I finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would be the one to go.
Next morning they both arrived at work early but Jill had a bit of a hangover as it had been her birthday the previous night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and I approached her and said: "Jill, I've never done this before, but I'm afraid I have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill looked at me and replied: "Could you jack off? I feel like shit this morning."
