A little old lady goes into a sex shop, She appears to have a case of tremors as she's shaking from head to toe.

"Young Man?" she asks the assistant, "Do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes we do" he replies.

"Big flesh coloured ones?"

"Yes we do."

"The type about 14 inches long?"

"Yes we do."

"The type that's about 3 inches thick?"

"Yes we do."

"Well how the hell do you turn it off?"

My guess is she'd been using the huge King Kong Vibrator! Do yourself a favour and read these King Kong Reviews especially the one by Martha the 60 year old woman. Young man! At my age! Fair play to her, right enough so it is!

Also, you might like to see my other post on the Biggest Vibrator

I have just registered at Bollockbuster and paid for the Lea Walker porn movie.

Registration is free and only takes a minute, you just enter your email address, password, title, first and last names and country and then click on a link on the email you get sent to confirm and activate your membership. Couldn't be easier.

You then get to buy 'tickets' for renting movies. One ticket for £7.99, three tickets for £19.47 (£6.49 each) and five tickets for £29.95 (£5.99 each). Since this was my first time using the site I just bought one ticket.

The movie starts with Lea Walker talking to the camara, she does not seem at all nervous. She says she is 34 years old and she explains that she once weighed 23 to 24 Stones! She reels off a list of 'improvements' that she has had done including a pubic lift (whatever that is). She's had a lot! The voice she's talking to asks her to stop listing them as he's afraid that while she's being fucked something might fall off!

The voice explains that she is going to be fucked by a guy called Tony who joins her on the white leather 'casting couch'. They start snogging and he gets her tits out, they are each about the size of a football and similar in shape. They get licked.

Lea Walker parts her legs to reveal knickers pulled up into her crack. Tony obliges Lea's request to finger her first with one finger, Lea asks for two fingers, then three (please, no jokes about Kit-Kats). Lea asks to be fingered harder and is really getting going.

Tony calls her a 'dirty fuck', Lea says she loves sucking cock. It all starts to get a bit steamy with heavy panting and filthy talk. Lea certainly knows how to suck cock. I loved the way she plays with the guys balls and the sneaky little finger behind the balls probably fingering Tony's bullet hole. Sexy stuff indeed.

Not surprisingly the blow job leads into a tit fuck, those monster orbs dwarfing Tony's cock. Next Lea is fucked facing the camara on top of Tony his glistening cock pumping in and out of her slippery pussy...

It's well worth watching, Lea is a natural and obviously loves sex. She says at the end after she has taken a load of semen down her throat that it was easier than she had imagined...

And so that you don't have to imagine, get over to Bollockbuster and rent the Lea Waker Porn Movie.