This very pretty Australian girl forgot that she was 'commando' when she got carried away playing with this large snake. My guess is it's a Pocket Python Trouser Snake. It really brought out the animal in her. Unfortunately we got a good view of her Brazilian Beaver.

I reckon she did know what she was doing judging by the cheeky grin in the last photo. Those poor guys just did not know what they were missing!

Anyway, a quick Ozzie joke for you.

What do Australian girls put behind their ears to make themselves more attarctive to guys?

Their legs!

Here's a fantastic site dedicated to girls geting fucked by absolutely massive dildos. It's called Brutal Dildos for some reason and has movies and pictures of pussies getting stretched wide open by huge dildos.

There are plenty of free movie clips to watch and my favourite (shown left) is called Sandy's Brutal Experience. She has the thickest dildo stuck up her and as it comes out you can see just how much she has taken up her. What I like is the girl intently watching as the massive cock pumps in and out. You can see the girls stretched pussy lips clinging to the veined shaft! My guess is that it is a Bam Realistic Cock that she's riding!

Then she gets fucked by a machine and once again you can see her distended vulva (I love that word) barely coping with the dildo as it almost splits her. Anyway, don't take my word for it, go and take a look for yourself.

When Lea Walker's porn movie launched, in her first week of Big Brother stardom, a lot of people were fairly disgruntled. "But I'm not into mammoth bolt on tits and blonde hair" they moaned, "Why couldn't that gorgeous Imogen have done a film instead?

She's a stunner!" Even her housemates thought she was a 'top spec bitch'. But sadly, it seemed Imogen was squeaky clean, with the only smut to emerge being a few almost-topless photos from a glossy mens magazine...until now! Her ex boyfriend has dug up a video of one of their nights of passion, and stunning naked Imogen looks like a bunny on heat, filmed from his point of view as he shags her so hard the bed shakes. She even gives a little solo masturbation show, as the camera shows her shaven pussy close up. The video's quite short, but worth its weight in gold for the sheer beauty of Imogen and her curvaceous, natural body.

It begins with a short sequence where she's sitting on the sofa in a sexy nightie, murmuring softly about how they're going to film the sex... her legs are seductively almost open, her feet bare, as her boyfriend tells her she's gorgeous.

The action jumps to Imogen and her lover 69-ing on the bed, filmed from a camera across the room. She sucks his cock so energetically that the bed bounces up and down, her whole body moving with her head as she grinds her pussy into his face. The action is seen in a kind of silhouetted light, with her long dark hair hanging down and her tits gently swaying as she sucks. Occasionally she comes off the cock long enough to gasp "fucking hell" in that delicious accent, but mostly there's just loud moaning and gasping.

Suddenly Imogen decides it's her turn for a proper licking, but not until she's leapt up to put on some sexy music, and spread herself out again on the bed, with a little peek at the camera. Her legs askew, there's more gorgeous moaning as she's pleasured, until he can't resist her anymore and sits up to slip his cock into her pussy.

He shifts her around for a better view, and bangs her, first lying on her back, then holding her legs in the air for deeper penetration. This elicits more joyous gasping, so he goes so fast and hard that the bed bangs and rocks.

We get some very horny POV (point of view) footage next as he pulls out and grabs the camera, filming Imogen on the bed as she strokes herself, head back and eyes closed in ecstasy. When he starts fucking her again, it's mostly well focused on his cock going in and out of her vagina, as she continues to gasp "oh fuck me, fucking hell".

The camera focuses in on a fantastic pop-shot, as he quickly pulls out of her and spunks all over her dripping pussy in true porno style, before sliding back in again and continuing the fuck.

After he's come, he rests for a second before changing position to doggy, at which point it all goes a bit crazy with the filming, but there's lots of glimpses of swinging breasts and close ups of her arse among the blurry flesh shots. The high point is how clearly we hear her beautiful Welsh moans, knowing she's such a goddess.

The video ends with a perfect closeup of her delicate, cum covered pussy, after the fuck, as Imogen gazes down at herself, still panting and sweating from the shag. We've never seen a British celebrity in a video quite so horny as this - if you've been watching Big Brother, wishing Imogen would stop prick-teasing and start shagging, this is what you've been waiting for!

The caption:

Save A
Virgin
Do Me Instead

That caption is aimed at guys, I'd say. She's game for a laugh but I suspect that it's more of an ice breaker than a genuine offer!

I've broken in six or seven virgins and to be honest it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Most of them did not really know how to fuck, after all it was the first time for them. I always treated them with respect and went gently with them. It's a big responsibility and not a game.

I always took time and made an extra effort to make it as memorable and pleasurable as possible. It's said that a girl always remembers her first fuck. I remember mine and maybe one day I'll tell the story. It's hilarious!

Only one of the girls I broke in was a physical virgin I'd say. By that I mean that she had an intact hymen. She was a 16 year old french girl and I got her on top with my helmet up against heaven's gate. It just would not go in, her pussy was too tight. I played gently with her clit and pussy lips and gradually she relaxed and got wetter and eventually I actually felt her hymen snap as my cock buried itself a couple of inches inside her. She gasped in pain but instinct took over for her then and she moved her hips up and down on my cock, taking a bit more inside her with each thrust until I was bollock deep. Fantastic. She fell in love with me and even though she is now married to a US marine I know she'll never forget that night in a Bournmouth B&B.

I even went to the south of France and stayed at her parents house soon after breaking her in. She'd sneak in to my bedroom every night and we'd fuck eachother's brains out. It's amazing how quick they learn what comes naturally. Before long we were 69ing eachother and you know how girls howl when you fuck them...

Well they do when I fuck them!

The Nexus Glide is the latest addition to the Nexus family of prostate massager sex toys. I cannot say anything about it yet as it is not officially released until the end of the month.

What I can say is that it is thinner than the Nero and has an innovative ball bearing on the perineum stimulator. By all reports this takes prostate milking to the next level.

Watch this space!

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Prostate Massagers aka Male G-Spot Massagers are rapidly becoming one of the most talked about and popular sex toys. So I am presenting you with this 'How To Guide' to whet your appetite...

The ancient technique of prostate massage or male g-spot massage has been used for centuries for both the good health of the prostate gland (male g-spot) and intensified sexual pleasure. When used in conjunction with ‘traditional’ sex acts, such as oral and penetrative sex, stimulation of the prostate gland can intensify the male orgasm, increase size and hardness of erections, and result in beneficial ‘milking’ of the prostate.

The Male G-Spot
Women have long enjoyed deep, full body orgasms. It is far easier for a woman to have these than it is for a man, as the access to the female G-Spot is inside her vagina, whereas the access to a man’s G-Spot (prostate gland) is via his anus. This makes it largely less popular with the general public. Stimulating the prostate for greater sexual fulfillment is one of the worlds best kept secrets. With the new generation of prostate massagers being scientifically and medically designed, finding the hot spot is far easier, safer, and sexier than in the past.

Penis-Free Full Body Orgasms
Without stimulation of the penis, men can experience full body orgasms, which can be repeated many times over when a prostate massager is used. Every man has this capability; it’s just a matter of finding the right combination of stimulants. When a partner is involved, the penis is much more likely to be part of the action, which makes ejaculate-free orgasms very unlikely. What it does allow is longer, more deeply felt orgasms, with far more ejaculate than normal. The penis also gets harder and sometimes slightly bigger. Prostate massage is a great way to perk up your sex life and learn more about each other.

Notes About this Guide
Because this guide is for couples, there will be no further reference to ejaculate-free orgasms, and it will be assumed that activities will involve the penis, and therefore ejaculation. If you wish to know more about ejaculate-free orgasms for men, please see the leaflet entitled “Prostate Massagers: A How-To Guide” available in the same place as this guide, which is designed for using a prostate massager alone. It is possible for a man to have ejaculate-free orgasms with a partner, but you will have to figure out your own methods with help from both leaflets, as this is a very personal subject.

Prostate Massagers with a Partner - For Beginners
Prostate massagers are designed so they stimulate the prostate, anal canal, and perineum. This combination of stimulation ensures the highest chance of success for achieving orgasmic success and discovering new ways to achieve sexual pleasure and satisfaction. Partaking in sexual activity with a partner can be a deeply satisfying experience, and enriching to a relationship. Prostate massage can be done with a specialised toy, or with a well-placed finger. The instructions provided in this leaflet go over both methods.

Before you get Started
You will need to put aside a couple of hours where you and your partner will not be disturbed, and you can both totally relax. At first, you may wish to begin learning to use a prostate massager alone to get used to the idea and sensations without the fear of being watched, or any ‘accidents’ that may happen regarding soiling. Practicing alone first can give you some much needed confidence before bringing in your partner. Essentially, the choice is yours so do whatever feels the most comfortable for you.

Grab a couple of towels and pillows, and some good quality anal lubricants. Silicon lubricant is often the best, because it lasts for a long time without having to be reapplied, and won’t eat away at condoms. It is your choice if you want to cover the toy with a condom or not. If you would prefer to douche prior to using this toy, do so. Anal Douches are inexpensive and effective.

Note: The anal canal is usually very clean as faeces are not stored in this area, but up further in the rectum and bowel. It would help for comfort if your bowels are empty, and this should be done at least half an hour before using your prostate massager.

Cover your ‘workspace’ with a towel, and set out everything you will need. Keeping everything handy is helpful because stopping to get things can be distracting. Now, try to remove any expectations you may have about this experience. Relax, breathe, and open your mind.

Prostate massagers are not ordinary sex toys, and cannot be treated as such. They are not dildos or vibrators, and are not designed to be thrust in and out. A prostate massager is self-propelled by the anal sphincter muscle and the minute quivers and contractions, both voluntary and involuntary.

Everything you do for starters will be slow, careful, and hopefully very exciting! Above all else, relax and enjoy every sensation the massager has to offer. The journey is all part of the fun, and having someone to share it with makes it even more exciting.

Prostate Massage for Couples Seven Step Guide

Step 2: Arousal
This part is entirely up to you - do whatever turns you and your partner on.Try to do things which don't include the penis until you are fully worked up. You want this to be slow and sensuous. Your anal area doesn't produce any natural lubrication, so it is important to massage plenty of lube into the anus and on the toy. The prostate takes a little time to warm up andengorge fully with blood, so just take it easy. Being well-rested and having plenty of time to play is a good idea - there is a whole world in there! Take the time to discover it.

Step 3: Insert the Prostate Massager
This can be done by either of you, though it can be very arousing if done correctly by your partner. Extreme care must be taken! The anal tissue is very delicate. It is helpful if either of you have done it before so you know what it is supposed to feel like, but this is not always necessary. Ensure adequate lubrication at all times.

Arousing The Anus: Arousing the anus prior to insertion can be a real advantage, so licking or rubbing the anus gently and lightly while briefly stimulating the penis will help to open it and relax the muscles.

While inserting, breathe evenly ad deeply, and relax the sphincter muscles with each exhalation. Take it slowly. Fit it completely and comfortably inside your anal canal. Breathe and feel the sensations

Positioning: The prostate massager can be inserted while he is on his hands and knees, which can be an arousing and sexy position to be in. Other options are on his side, with his knees slightly bent, or with his feet resting under his buttocks, kneeling. Make sure the toy is well lubricated. He should be in whatever position is comfortable. Lying on his back can cause the massager handle to push on the bed, which can cause discomfort. Hands and knees, on the side, or kneeling are all good positions to allow his partner access to all parts of his body for arousal.

Breathing: While inserting, breathe evenly and deeply, and relax the sphincter muscles with each exhalation. Take it slowly. Fit it completely and comfortably inside your anal canal. Continue with your erotic play, keeping penis contact to a minimum, but do cause an erection. Keep the stimulation varied in whatever manner you prefer. He needs to concentrate on the sensations in his prostate and abdomen area.

Step 4: Get Used to it
Breathe and feel the sensations. Play around and see what different things feel like.

Step 5: Start Small Contractions
When he feels comfortable with it inside him, he may feel the swell of his prostate against the toy. The prostate engorges with blood upon arousal, and this is why it is possible to feel it. This is what will provide the stimulation to milk the prostate, and have more intense orgasms.

The reverberations of the anal contractions will vibrate up the shaft of the toy, into the head, and onto his prostate. Try contracting on inhalation, and letting go on exhalation. The untrained muscles will probably quiver involuntarily: this is good. He will feel the effects in his prostate.

Play around with the contractions and see how it feels with long ones, strong ones, short ones, and weak ones. Maintaining tautness in the sphincter will cause involuntary quivers, which in effect stimulate the prostate in a positive way. See what feels good. Keep the erotic stimulation on other parts of the body, and build into a rhythm.

Step 6: Take it further
You can now involve the penis in a more full-on way. Do whatever you like, and explore the sensations you are feeling. There are no rules now, so find your own pleasure-spots and techniques. Most feelings are heightened at this point, so make the most of them! Feelings tend to build up and come in waves.

Step 7: Keep Practicing
Try different things, check out forums, talk to people. Every man’s experience with a prostate massager is different, but the sensations are normally very similar in the process. If for some reason you don’t enjoy the experience, try again another day. These things can take a bit of time to perfect, but don’t forget that every man can enjoy this.

Removing the Prostate Massager
Take it out by pulling on the handle gently. The anal area has great suction capacity, so you may have to exert some pressure. Using the anal muscles like when on the toilet can also help.

Hygiene and Safety When Using Prostate Massagers
Prostate massagers are designed to very high hygiene and safety standards. Lubricant must always be used when partaking in anal penetration. The anal canal does not produce its own natural lubricant. Silicone lubricant is very effective and won’t disintegrate condoms. Condoms can be used with your prostate massager, though are not essential. The toys are easily cleaned with a small amount of detergent and hot water. They can also be placed on the top rack of dishwashers. It is important to rinse and dry the toy immediately after use to avoid bacteria growth. The toys have a handle and perineum stimulator which acts as an anchor, keeping the end outside where it should be. It is impossible to get it lost inside you. The smooth shaft and head are seam-free so nothing will tear or damage the sensitive tissue in the anal area.

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