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A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
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He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
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He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
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"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
May we?
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Before I say anything else, any girl reading this review, trust me, buy one of these and all your dreams will come true. I now couldn’t live with out mine and have told all my friends to buy one of these.
When I first saw it, I thought it looked fairly harmless, nice colour and made of a nice soft jelly rubber that I knew would feel nice in my pussy, I wasn’t wrong, Jamie my partner pushed my legs apart and started to rub my clit, this always turns me on, then as I became more & more wet he slowly parted my lips and slipped a finger in, making sure I was nice and wet and ready.
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The G-spot Tickler is an all rounder, great to use alone and with a partner, Jamie loves watching me use it on myself and I soon get lost in the pleasure of it all giving him a show thats well worth watching. I love him using it on me as pleasure is always heightened when its done by someone else and he knows exactly where I like to be touched, but is also great for going solo, the G-spot Tickler will have you at the point of climax in no time.
Its one of those toys you will use for years to come and won’t be able to live without.
Here's a product review from Victoria & Jamie. They really know how to fuck! Right enough, so they do!
Jamie and I always go out on a Friday night, after
working hard all week it's the least we deserve, as
its summer I can wear a nice little dress and no
knickers, which I always like to inform him about half
way through the evening, just to give him an idea what
is instore for him when we get home.
Only on this occasion when we got home I decided to
put on the Vibrating Knicker Ticklers, they look and
fit just like a normal G-string but with the added
bonus for us girls of a secret pocket with a vibrating
silver bullet, just what a girl needs, and being
crotchless just what your guy needs.
Well we had the time of our lives, after lots of pussy
licking and fingering, easily done whilst wearing
these knickers, we decided to go at it doggy style,
but with a difference.
Jamie, lubed me up well, giving me a good fisting,
then still wearing the knickers he put King Kong Vibrator in
me, fucking me really hard, at this point I am ready
to cum and I am begging for it harder, so I turn on my
to my side, knickers still vibrating against my clit,
me fucking my self hard with King Kong and Jamie now
putting his hard cock up my arse.
Well talk about sensation overload, I screaming for it
harder and having the orgasm of my life and Jamie is
fucking me hard up the arse then pulls out and shoots
his load all over my arse.
End to a perfect evening I would say.
Victoria & Jamie
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When I read the review of the King Kong Vibrator, I was amazed to learn that Victoria likes being fist fucked. So, I asked her if she could write a Fisting Guide to explain, not only how to do it but also what pleasure you can get from it. What follows is in Victoria's and Jamie's own words...
Hi, I’m Victoria and I recently wrote a review on the amazing King Kong Dildo, in the review I mentioned that I like a good fisting and thought a step by step guide on how do to it would help out all those first timers out there who are keen to give it ago but don’t know where to start. So I asked Jamie my partner for help and he has given a step by step set of instructions on how to do it. From a girls perspective it will give you the most amazing orgasm, for me its not like a normal orgasm on Jamie’s gorgeous hard cock but one that shakes through my whole body, its raunchy and wild. I like nothing better than feeling him fisting me hard with the G-spot tickler on my clit, it really drives me wild. You may be wondering what he’s getting out of all of this, trust me, he gets just as turned on seeing me having such a great time that when its his turn to a good seeing to he knows he’ll be getting the blow job of his life.
1) First things first, make sure you are both relaxed and comfortable with each other, a couple of glasses of wine are always a good start.
2) Get your girl really turned on by rubbing her clit.
3) Then slip a finger in to her nice wet pussy.
4) Then just do what turns her on most, with Victoria she loves a good licking, with a finger working away on her clit.
5) The slowly insert more fingers one at a time, until you have four in, whilst still rubbing her clit move your fingers in and out, slowly at first but faster and deeper, listening to what your partner wants.
6) Then remove your hand and cover with lube up to the wrist, we use Super Slik as we have found this to be the best, she may complain at this point as you have just re- moved her fun, but encourage her to play with her clit whilst you do this.
7) Once nicely lubed up, place two fingers in her pussy making sure she is well lubed, even if she is dripping wet you will still need extra lube, as you need to stay really lubricated throughout. A good rubbing of lube over the pussy area is also good.
8) Now put four fingers in, making sure your palm is facing west and tuck your thumb into your palm.
9) Slowly insert your hand, you may want to let your partner hold your wrist and guide you in.
10) When you get to the knuckles this is the hardest part, as this is the widest part, but past this point she will be begging for more.
11) If you struggle at any point, stop, relax and try again, or remove the hand, add more lube and turn your partner on a bit more, trust me after the first time its alot easier.
12) Once you are past the knuckles, start to slowly clench the fist, grabbing on to the thumb.
13) Once you have the fist in, experiment, let you partner tell you what she wants, fast, slow, harder, faster etc. Victoria the first time went nice and slowly, she’s only little after all, but now she knows what to expect she gets the hardest fisting ever. Trust me, once you find what she likes she will be screaming for more.
14) Note that once she orgasms the muscles will contract, this makes it harder to remove your hand, so pull out just after orgasm unless she wants more and you are going for another, adding extra lube always helps to.
15) Slowly remove the hand, unfolding your fist as you go, a good idea here is to let her guide you.
Well I hope that helps, trust me, its far worth the
effort the first time, because once she’s tried it she
will be begging for more, she will have the best and
loudest orgasm of her life and you will have scored
brownie points for weeks.
Enjoy, Jamie.
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My friends at Bionic Tonic Sex Toys were recently contacted by a couple that are sex mad. They wanted to try out sex toys and write reviews. They liked the sound of the offer and sent them a box of goodies. What follows is the first review, Victoria is only size 6 which is tiny and her boyfriend Jamie has a huge cock. Victoria is a very sexy girl (and adventurous). Enjoy...
This does what it says on the packet, delivers
explosive orgasms!!! At 14 inches long and 3 inches
wide, first response is "Oh my God, I'll never take
that". Well never say never as I'm a tiny size 6 and I
managed it and had the most amazing fuck of my life, I
do suggest you use a huge amount of lube and a good
quality one at that, we used Super Slik as it's
excellent.
As I said I am tiny but I'm used to a large cock as my
partner Jamie is rather blessed in that department and
we both love fisting, looking for an alternative to
that stretched full pussy feeling King Kong really
comes into its own.
We decided after a couple of glasses of wine and
feeling extremely horny to give it ago, Jamie gave my
pussy a good licking making me wet and dripping down
my legs, giving me a good fingering for good measure,
lubed up I felt King Kong touch my pussy lips and I
felt a shudder of anticipation, pushing slowly but
firmly Jamie spread my pussy lips and eased King Kong
in, it was truly amazing, being that stretched, full
and tight is the most horny feeling. Once in I moved
into the doggy position and took a hard fucking, I was
screaming, not in pain but for more, it was an amazing
fuck.
I decided to give Jamie a bit of a show and decided to
squat over it like I had seen the girls do on
www.brutaldildos.com, I'm not sure who enjoyed it most
me or him, him watching or me riding hard up and down
on this massive cock.
So don't be put off by its size, just enjoy the ride.
Victoria & Jamie
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