A guy goes to a whorehouse in New York and and asks at the pay desk what's available.

The girl on the pay desk says "You pays ya money and you takes ya choice."

So the guy pays his money and walks down the corridor to two doors...

Long Legs, Short Legs. The guy ponders the choice and then opens the Long Legs door and proceeds down the corridor to another two doors.

Big Tits, Small Tits. The guy ponders the choice and then opens the Big Tits door and proceeds down the corridor to another two doors.

Big Cunt, Little Cunt. The guy ponders the choice and then opens the Big Cunt door and goes back out into the street.

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