Now that is a very nice arse! That's the sort of sexy arse that could cause an accident, I'm not only talking about a road traffic accident but also an accident in a man's under pants.

It's a shame that the bike is a bit of a duffer. That's the reason I am also showing my hog. The term hog means the Harley Davidson (on the right) NOT the girl pillion rider.

Which would you prefer to ride?

What is it?

I looks like male tackle to me but where is the cock (penis) and where are the bollocks (testicles)?

The cock seems to have been pushed up inside the guys stomach along with his balls (by which I mean testicles) and then stitched together with rings.

What the hell would happen if he got a hard-on?

The only other plausible explanation I can think of is it's a female with unfeasibly large labia manyanka.

Whatever it is, it's been shaved nicely...

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If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain. Who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?
~ Anonymous

A friend of mine was out with his dad walking in the park when he was about six or seven years old.

He saw two dogs fucking and asked his dad what they were doing. His dad told him that the lower dog was blind and the other dog was pushing it to St. Dunstan's.

He didn't really understand what his dad meant but accepted it without question, the way youngsters do.

Later in life he realised that "Pushing a blind dog to St. Dunstan's" is a term for doggy style sex.

The origin of the term I believe is the St Dunstan’s hospital established during WW1 for blind ex-Service men and women.

Anyway, check out this doggy style sex poem, I think you'll like it.

An inexperienced young man manages to fuck his girlfriend for the first time. As he is pumping away he looks down at her feet and sees her toes curling with each thrust.

He has read something about girls curling their toes when they have an orgasm. So he says to her whilst continuing to thrust, "Are you cumming? I can see your toes are curling."

The girl replies. "No I'm not cumming! My toes are curling because you never gave me time to get my tights off!"

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A couple of hundred years ago three sailors were washed up on a tropical island. Unfortunately for them the inhabitants were not friendly.

They were captured on the beach and taken to the main village of the tribe. There, they were paraded in front of the king who sat in front of a large gathering of his people.

The king said to the first sailor "You have come to our island un-invited, the punishment for this is Death or Bongo. Make your choice". The terrified sailor did not know what Bongo was but decided that it could not be worse than death. "I'll go for Bongo" He stammered.

The king turned to the crowd and shouted "Bongo!" A huge roar went up from the crowd, the terrified sailor was dragged over to a fallen tree trunk, stripped and bent over it. Five huge guards ran forward, stripped and proceeded to bugger the poor sailor. When the five had finished, the king silenced the cheering crowd and turned to the remaining two sailors.

The king said to the second sailor "You too, have come to our island un-invited, the punishment for this is Death or Bongo. Now make your choice". The terrified sailor now knew what Bongo was but decided that it was not worse than death. "I'll go for Bongo too" He said.

The king turned to the crowd and shouted "Bongo!" A huge roar went up from the crowd, the terrified sailor was dragged over to a fallen tree trunk, stripped and bent over it. Ten huge guards ran forward, stripped and proceeded to bugger the second poor sailor. When the ten had finished, the king silenced the cheering and mocking crowd and turned to the remaining sailor.

The king said "You too, have come to our island un-invited, the punishment for this is Death or Bongo. Now make your choice". The terrified sailor could see a pattern, if he chose Bongo he would be buggered by twenty huge guards. The pain! The humiliation! He decided he would not endure such treatment, death would release him. He looked the king in the eye and hissed "I choose death!" He saw a smile cross the kings lips...

The king turned to the crowd and shouted "Death... By Bongo!"

Now you know the origin of the term 'Hung like a horse'.

I love the way the girl is holding the mare's tail out of the way. Presumably, in the wild the tail would be rammed up there in the sexual frenzy. Just like human males in that respect...

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The caption:

I May Not Be
Mrs. Right
But I'll fuck you until she shows up.

What a girl! What a pair of tits!

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I was visiting a friend of mine called Colin in Los Angeles some years ago. I had gone with a friend Graham and Patsy, my girlfriend, even though the relationship had run its course and was over. Colin had been living in LA for about six months after driving across the States in a VW Camper, Route 66 and all...

I did not really like LA, it's too big and smog was still a bit of a problem. I'd had more problems with Patsy and she'd gone off to stay with some American girl she'd met. We were a bit bored when Graham and myself decided to go to Tijuana in Mexico for a bit of fun. Colin said we'd have a blast but he could not join us as he might not get back into the country.

We travelled there on a huge AMTRAK railway train which ran much of the way next to the sea. South of San Diego we arrived at the border called San Ysidro and passed through into Mexico. We made our way to the nearby town of Tijuana and found ourselves a whorehouse.

Inside it was dark and it took a while for your eyes to adjust. Down one side of the room was a bar, in the middle, a raised platform with girls dancing on it. The opposite side, next to the street were tables and chairs. The hookers mixed with the guys inside, plying their wares.

We found a table and got a couple of beers in. We sat, taking in our surroundings and watching 'the show'. If the truth be told, we were both a bit nervous. I'd never fucked a hooker before and even though Graham was a veteran of Amsterdam (he'd fucked 12 hookers there in one weekend but that's another story), he too was visibly nervous.

A hooker came over to us and sat on Graham's lap. He squirmed like a schoolboy and tried to redirect her attentions to me. Thankfully, unsuccessfully.

Later, emboldened with beer, we were approached by a little blonde (bleached) Mexican. I rather fancied her and Graham gave her a $20 bill to sort me out. For $20 you got wanked off, which sort of suited me and I agreed to the deal. The girl reached into her handbag and brought out a tub of Vaseline, opened it and scooped some out. She then reached down to my flies and... Whoa! "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" I cried.

She was going to get my cock out and wank me off where I sat! Call me old fashioned but I had envisaged going to a private room to do the dirty deed. Graham being the gentleman, offered to leave the table and go and sit at the bar for the duration.

I told the girl and Graham that there was no way I was going to be wanked off in public, so the deal was off. I demanded Graham's $20 back. The girl retrieved the $20 bill from her handbag and waved it in front of my face. Graham was saying "Let her keep it". I reached out, grabbed the bill and handed it back to Graham.

The next moment the girl started screaming and I could see people nearby stopping and turning towards the sound. She screeched away in Mexican but even I understood the last word... "Bastido!" And the full force slap in the face before she vanished in a "flurry of feathers".

Hookers are generally quite a caring, down to earth bunch and it was not long before a concerned hooker arrived to see what the problem was. We explained the situation and got on well with the new girl. A few more beers and I told her that I fancied a fuck. I told her that I wanted a small girl and said that I actually liked the one that slapped my face.

The new hooker said she'd go and ask her for me. I waited eagerly for the answer, confident that the first hooker would be up for it. When the new hooker arrived back I said "Well, what did she say?". The new hooker replied "She said she wants to kill you!"

In the end both Graham and myself found a hooker and paid them, we had to leave the whorehouse and follow them down the road to a cheap hotel where they hired two rooms for an hour. Graham went off with his girl and I went into this rather seedy bedroom. We both stripped of and even though I was nervous I was rock solid! The girl rolled a condom down over my swollen shaft and laid back with her legs apart. I climbed aboard and started pumping...

I tried to think of motorbikes and work, anything to stop me coming too quickly and shaming myself but looking down at my cock slipping in and out of that slim Mexican girl's tight pussy was just too much. I carried on pumping after I had ejaculated and then a couple of minutes later I had to fake an orgasm, can you believe it? The girl was very careful about checking the condom after I had withdrawn and pulled it off.

She held the condom up and looked at it as it swung to and fro in front of her. There was a look of awe on her face as she asked "When did you last have sex?" The end of the condom was absolutely full of man fat, loads of it. You have to be unusual to impress a hooker, believe me. I am what's known as a "heavy cummer".

We lay down on the bed and started chatting, my intention was to get another hard-on and fuck her brains out. After all, we'd paid for an hour. Suddenly there was banging on the door and a female voice shouting in Mexican. My hooker got up and opened the door. The other hooker burst into our room and said that Graham had gone without fucking her...

I decided that I should get dressed and go and find him. Tijuana is not the place to get separated in. I found Graham outside the Hotel sitting on the curb. Later, when I asked him "Why?" he mumbled something about getting sucked off but it was unconvincing. To this day I do not really know what happened with Graham.

For me, it was mission accomplished and I enjoyed myself. It's a shame I missed out on seconds though...

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.

"I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon." He said to the bartender. "We got her." Replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"

Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner. "I don't replied the hooker but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

Slick and shiny, the stunningly sexy Evi glides along the hardwood floors, her oiled body like a glistening dolphin, sleek and beautiful.

Check those dimples out!

Check that botty out!

This guy took a picture of his dog or cat or whatever that weird looking animal is...

Couldn't be arsed to put his pants on...

No one would know, he's in the privacy of his own home, right?

Now the whole world knows!

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A recent survey revealed that seventy percent of the pensioners said they wished they'd had more sex.

I bet it's not just pensioners...

Just so that you don't worry about me, I am getting plenty!

Just thought you might like to see a picture taken on a trip to a secret nude girls cycling club I went to last weekend.

Click on the picture to see what happened when they heard me sneaking up behind them with my cock out...

Now that's an arse and a half!

If you like your ladies big you will love this one...

Has she scared the pants off you?