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With a crowbar!

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I was sent this the other day by a good friend and thought it would be interesting for AdultsExoticA.

The site is www.hogrockcafe.com/smokin'_pussy.htm and you may be asked to install a bit of software. I normally don't like doing this but as the publisher was Microsoft I decided to go ahead.

The movie clip is of a lady smoking a cigar with her pussy. She uses her pussy muscles to draw in smoke and then exhale.

Can you imagine that suction on you cock?

I bet you can!

But it would be like kissing an ash tray, literally.

Any way, go take a look at the smoking fanny yourself...

Here's a sick note my mate used to get a few days off work. The length some people go to...

Boss,

I thought I should inform you immediately that I shall be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without bed sheeting. It is this position of sleeping which left me vulnerable to the wasp’s attack

As proof of my dire circumstance I enclose a picture to act as proof of my discomforting situation. I trust that this shall suffice until I provide the usual statutory certification.

And the proof that it's a Load Of Bollocks...

By using satelite technology it is now possible to find out where any mobile phone is located in real time.

This scary technology does have a bright side to it though.

Ever wondered where your partner was?

Now you can find out. Just enter your wife or girlfriend's mobile number into this page: http://www.sat-gps-locate.com and watch as this amazing system locates her.

Awesome Technology!

Your sexy Thai lady friend has made a real effort to impress.

Make-up £40.00.

Hair do £30.00.

Tattoo £350.00.

Boob job £2000.00.

Forgetting to tuck her nuts in... PRICELESS!


Click on the picture to enlarge it.

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the X-Man Black Dildo and is quite a read. It's by a girl called Maria and she left an earlier review of her being fucked by the huge Bam Dildo. She obviously loves it LARGE!

Unexpecting anything, I agreed to let my hubby tie me to our four poster spread-eagle. He said it would be different and it was. I never knew this dildo was in the same room but I saw my hubby grab the lube not knowing what to expect. When he brought this monster out I was very concerned. He informed me he would use it and give it to me good and hard. As a few inches went in me I had my eyes closed and then he began the slow in and out movement with it that I was craving by then. He was soon working it faster than I ever had any real cock. I squirted and he wouldn't quit. If I know him the real deal must be next.

~ Maria

Once again, she never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it.

How do we solve a problem like Maria? I wish I knew...

Check out this short movie of a naked girl banging it in!

Very sexy. I wish I was there!