Here's a sick note my mate used to get a few days off work. The length some people go to...
Boss,
I thought I should inform you immediately that I shall be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without bed sheeting. It is this position of sleeping which left me vulnerable to the wasp’s attack
As proof of my dire circumstance I enclose a picture to act as proof of my discomforting situation. I trust that this shall suffice until I provide the usual statutory certification.
And the proof that it's a Load Of Bollocks...
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Posted by Frank Leopald on 22 March 2007 10:48:27 GMT
