The Old Circumcisionist

An old circumcisionist often wondered what he could do with the foreskins he had removed. Over the years he had amassed a colection of thousands.

Then one year he had a brilliant idea. He was going on holiday to Morocco and he knew that the moroccans were some of the best leather workers in the world. He would find someone who could make something really special for him.

Upon arriving in Morocco he began to ask around on who was the best leather worker in the country. One name kept coming up and conveniently was in the same city as his hotel.

The very next day he went and found this great leather worker and asked him to make him something out of the foreskins. He gave the old man permission to come up with whatever he could but it had to be very special. Money, he told the old man was no object. He arranged to return in two weeks, at the end of his holiday.

Two weeks passed and the old circumcisionist returned to the old leather worker eagerly anticipating what the old man would have made. He could not hide his disappointment when the old man handed him a small leather purse. "I was expecting something special" he protested. The old leather worker replied "It is, polish it and it will turn into a suitcase!"