How To Chat A Girl Up
Once upon a time a guy asked his best friend how he managed to pull so many girls at the local disco.
His friend told him his technique:
Wait for the last dance and while you're dancing slowly, whisper in the girl's ear "Tickle your cunt with a feather".
If the girl replies "Yes please" or something similar, as they most often do. Then you're in.
But if the girl replies "What did you say!" or something similar in outrage. Then you reply "It's typical country weather" and that gets you off the hook.
So, the very next week, the guy sees a girl he fancies and manages to get the last dance with her.
He pulls her in nice and close and whispers in her ear "Tickle your cunt with a feather".
The girl freezes, steps back and demands "What did you say!"
The guy blushes and blurts out "It's fucking pissing down outside!"
