Lotta Fighting Lotta Fucking
An English guy emigrated from London to the Australian outback as he wanted a slower paced life.
He bought a farm miles from any where and for the first three months was blissfully happy.
But as time pressed on he began to miss human company and his solitude no longer seemed to suite him.
So, one day, when he saw dust rising in the distance, his heart skipped a beat with excitement. Someone was coming to visit him!
An old pick-up truck pulled into his farm and out jumped a dinky dye Aussie man with a big smile on his face.
The guy apologised for not coming over sooner as he was his nearest neighbour. Been shearing sheep and all that.
Then he invited him over to a party he was throwing at his place the following weekend. There's gonna be a lotta fighting and a lotta fucking he told the English guy.
Greatful for the invite but somewhat taken aback buy the Aussie guy's forwardness, he asked if there were many people going.
"Na!" said the Aussie guy, "Just the two of us!"
