Daughter: Mummy, where do babies come from?
Mother: Oh... Erm... Well dear, a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married. Then one night they go into the bedroom and they kiss and hug and have sex... That means the daddy puts his penis into the mummy's vagina... And that's how you get a baby, darling.
Daughter: Oh... OK... But the other night I went into your bedroom and daddy had his penis in your mouth! Mummy, what do you get when you do that?
Mother: Jewellery.
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Posted by Frank Leopald on 04 July 2007 09:12:43 BST
