Condoms
Now There's The Rub(ber)
A man walks into a chemist shop with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk past
the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see." Replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a packet of three and asks, "Why are
there three in this packet?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool"! Says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these
for?"
"Those are for college men." The dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" He asks, picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January,
one for February, one for March..."
