Camel Toe
A business man went out to the middle east on a business trip. When he landed at the airport he made his way to the rent-a-car desk only to find that there were no cars available. The friendly car rental assistant offered to rent him a camel instead. And when the business man pointed out that he'd never ridden a camel, offered him fifteen minutes free tuition in the car park. The business man decided that he had no alternative but to accept the offer.
The business man set off into the city on the back of the camel and after riding for about an hour, decided to stop for a cold drink. He tied the camel to a post outside the bar and went in. When he emerged twenty minutes later, the camel had gone.
The business man went to the local police station to report the theft. The statement was taken by the a weary looking police officer.
"What colour was the camel?" The officer asked.
"Grey" The business man replied, then thinking again as the officer wrote down his reply, changed his mind. "No, sorry, it was brown".
"Was the camel one humped or two humped?" The officer asked.
"One" The business man replied, then thinking again as the officer wrote down his reply, changed his mind. "No, sorry, it was two humped".
"Was the camel male or female?" The officer asked.
"Definitely female" The business man replied.
"Are you sure?" Asked the officer. "You weren't sure about the colour or whether it was a one humped or two humped camel".
"Yes it was definitely female" The business man confidently replied. "I distinctly remember someone shouting out as I rode by "Look at the cunt on that camel!"
