Part your lovely legs and then lay back,
Let me in between them at your crack,
You love me licking you down there I know,
It's a sure way to make your juices flow.
Raise your knees and thrust yourself at me,
Let me in between them at your pussy,
I put my tongue in there to make it glow,
You part your legs as far as they will go.
I take your button in between my lips,
And feel you gently start to raise your hips,
Your breathing quickens and I know that all is well,
Your orgasm's fast approaching I can tell.
You grab my ears and pull me into you,
The feeling is fantastic for me too,
You gasp aloud and clamp me with your thighs,
And those tremors deep in you begin to rise.
In that moment your life belongs to me,
I've lifted you and I have set you free,
Please do for me as I have done for you,
And I will know for sure our love is true.
My Pals over at Bionic Tonic sent me this review of a penis enlarger that was left on their site. They never published it but thought it was funny, so they gave it to me.
Being born with both a very small length and girth, I have tried several ways to improve my size. I have been told the old saying 'its not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean', unfortunately tho, this is never the case. Saying that tho, I have no motion either, so my self-confidence was at an all time low before i bought this product. During my last sexual encounter, as I am very self-consious about the size of my member, i put it into the hand of my partner in the dark. Unfortunately she replied 'sorry, i dont smoke' which is a terrible put down. I shall not talk about any growth I have acieved, as that would be vulgar, but lets just say im now happy with almost 2 inches. And let me tell you guys, the women love it now!! I highly recommend this product!
~ Mr Craig Ball
How offensive is that?
I bet he pulls the girls!
My old nan cried when she heard that I had had a tattoo done when I was eighteen.
And that was only of a dragon on my arm.
God only knows what she'd have done if I had had this tattoo done!
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round
of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to
return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early, what's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee." She said.
"Where?" He asked.
"Between the first and second hole." She replied.
