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Shane Diesel, the man with one of the fattest cocks in the world, is the one to watch in this DVD. The other guys are large but there is something about Shane Diesel's cock. It could be the prominent veins, it could be the swollen purple helmet or it could be it's incredible thickness! The girls cannot get their fingers around it and when they take it deep in their vagina's, their vaginal lips are fully distended and cling to the massive shaft as it slowly plumbs their depths. Some of the girls can't take the length either and you can see that Shane is bottoming out!

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I went for the first time to Amsterdam with several friends back in 1983. After finding an extremely seedy hotel to stay in (the owner gave us a block of marijuana to get us 'started'), we headed straight for the red light area. There were many young hookers in the windows and we were like pigs in shit. The cost of a beautiful young whore was 50 Guilders... We soon found a pub called The Old Sailor and went in to buy drinks. It became our base for the rest of the weekend. The Old Sailor still exists and to this day is one of my favourite pubs in the red light area.

Four or five of us decided to go into a bar a few yards from the Old Sailor after the guy on the door told us that you could drink as much as you wanted and the girls behind the bar would do sexy tricks for you if you paid them. I think it was a Guilder per minute, with 30 minutes minimum payment. There were 4 Guilders to the Pound back then, so it was pretty good value.

There was a tap on the bar where you could pour your own lager from and we immediately set about getting our 'monies worth'. We negotiated with one girl to stick a banana up her pussy and spent some time at the end of the bar, in full view of the other punters doing just that. Then I got one of the bar girls to squat on my face and take a folded 10 Guilder note off my nose. I had a fantastic view of her undercarriage as she came into land but it wasn't as much fun as it sounds!

We'd had a great time and were just about to leave when one of my mates called Mark asked a bar girl if she would stick a banana up his arse. The girl said that if he got stripped off and got on the bar she would. We all thought that Mark was joking and started to leave again. When we looked back we saw Mark stark bollock naked on the bar so we returned to the bar just as a crowd was gathering.

Mark was on all fours, his nuts were very slack and swinging between his legs. The crowd had a great view as the girl tried to push a huge banana up his arse but it would not go. Mark told her to loosen his arse up with her finger which she did for a minute or two. The crowd had gone silent, realising perhaps that they were in for a treat. With Marks arse hole suitably loosened the girl was able to bury the banana several inches deep. By this time we had got our camaras out and were taking pictures. This was not allowed but no one complained. Someone in the crowd cracked a joke and Mark burst out laughing, as he did, the banana shot out of his arse and skidded accross the bar several feet away. Hoots of laughter went up followed by clapping and cheering. Mark quickly got dressed and we fled crying with laughter back to the Old Sailor.

The weekend was a huge success, all my mates fucked hookers and Mark even fell in love with one, returning several times to fuck the arse off her. Now, twenty four years later, that weekend is always considered by those who went on it to have been one of the very best.

Shave the base of your penis and testicles so that when you put the cylinder on you can get a good seal. Using a heavy lubricant helps. Whilst penis pumping you may wish to press the cylinder against your pubis to keep your testicles from being sucked up into the cylinder. It is important to take it slow and careful. If the pressure increases too rapidly it will cause bruising and if this does occur, it will usually go away after a day or so.

If you begin to sense pain, release the pressure and massage for five minutes before pumping any more. Slowly increase the pressure to a moderate level that you can maintain comfortably. Do not over do it or rush. Leave the pump on for a period no longer than 20 minutes at time. Take off the pump and massage your penis to renew the blood flow. Some people watch TV to help pass the time. As your penis gets larger, slowly increase the pressure to the point where you are still comfortable and not experiencing any pain. If pain persists, stop altogether.

When done carefully with moderate or low pressure and taking breaks every 20 minutes, it is perfectly safe. It becomes unsafe when men are over-anxious to see their penis grow and they apply too much pressure. This could result in temporary discoloration, water blisters, fibrosis or worse. Just remember your penis is your prize possession, so go slowly and take your time. If you experience any pain, decrease the pressure or stop.

Over pumping your penis can be a problem if you really get hooked. Skin from under your penis head ( if cut ) or your foreskin can swell up quite enormously and the shaft skin on a cut penis can- with over indulgence - be stretched right up and over the penis head where, if you are not careful, it will sit and never go back, and you can lose your penis head in a covering of shaft skin... BUT this is severe and only after being excessive.

Along the penis you can get swellings around your penis and along its length that make it fatter, but if too much pressure is applied or you have been greedy, these swellings, will be uneven and your penis will look very sorry for itself. Don't worry, it will go down - usually within a few hours, and a cold shower will also help with the deflation.

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He gave her a gentle squeeze and she whispered, "Don't touch me, Rado. Just go to sleep."

"I can't," he said and pulled her closer. She was comfortable, her thigh resting on top of him and her hand feeling the hardness of his chest. It was a good secure feeling to be a woman in a man's arms. She sighed and snuggled closer.

She became conscious of something trapped under her thigh, something firm and growing. For an instant her mind was shocked. How should she feel? Horrified? Frightened? But no, now it was – well – natural, she supposed. She did not blame Rado but ... "Rado, I can't."

"That's alright, Ma'am. I understand. Don't move – we'll try to sleep."

It continued to grow under her thigh. Therese was at a loss. After all, she was meant to know what to do in situations like this. None of the girls would be confused and the thought made her feel inadequate. But she knew enough to realize that sleep was not going to come and solve the problem, and she was beginning to feel strange and light-headed. She would have to do something.

"Promise not to move, Rado, and I'll help you." She moved her hand down across his stomach. His shirt was confusing and she pulled it up to reach his sex. It was big and heavy, and the skin was dry and silky to her touch. It was exciting to feel it stiffening in her hand. She slid her fingertips down its length to its hairy roots, and then slowly back up to its tip. It felt very long.

She was conscious of her ignorance and thought of the demonstration that Wanda had given them so long ago. She gripped the shaft and pulled the skin gently back.

"Aah!" grunted Rado. It was satisfying to hear him and she repeated the movement. "Oh, that's so good," he sighed.

was good to give pleasure like this and she concentrated on drawing out the experience. Rado would be going to forest soon, maybe tomorrow. At best he faced a hard, lonely winter. At worse he might be hunted to death, or die of cold. She would give him something to remember. She continued to move her hand very slowly up and down. Rado was sighing and muttering unintelligibly.

She was becoming very excited herself. She was conscious that her breasts were tight and her nipples were sensitive buttons demanding attention. Her sex was swollen and crying moisture. She concentrated on the pleasure she was giving.

Suddenly she felt as if she was not doing enough. She threw back the bedclothes and jumped to her knees. Snowbright from the window gave enough light to see Rado's form. The shaft she was holding sprang from his dark hairy centre. She was holding it in both hands. And Wanda came to her again. She pushed down with both hands and saw the plum shining dully at the summit of his sex. She bent forward and licked experimentally. Rado stiffened instantly. It was wet and slippery and it made her more excited.

His arm now free, Rado reached for her thighs and the hungry sex between them. He was clumsy and did not seem to know what to do. "No – stop – don't touch," she pleaded but he did not stop. She grabbed his wrist with both hands, pinning it to the mattress. Reaching for his fingers she clenched them into a fist, and then pulled on his calloused thumb until it was standing up as a crazy signal of agreement. Still pinning his wrist she pulled her nightdress up, shuffled forwards and eased herself on to it. She slid easily downwards and pressed the sensitive surfaces of her sex against his fist. It was satisfying and good.

"Don't move," she said and pressed down harder. She reached for his sex, and bent forward to take it into her mouth. Leaning forward on his fist felt good and she pressed down again. Sucking the head of his sex and pumping her hands, she tried to concentrate on giving pleasure. Very quickly, almost immediately, she knew that he was coming. All his muscles were tightening and his sex was reaching up higher and higher towards her. She was conscious of his fist heaving strongly up and down below her. She wanted more, more of his shaft, more of his thumb inside her. She wanted his shaft inside her; she wanted to stop and jump from his fist to his shaft. She wanted it all...

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Many people believe that penis pumping does not work but the evidense out there contradicts this. Check out the picture below. That guy does not need to enlarge his cock, I hear you say!

OK, it may not be permanent but judging by the size some guys pump to, that may be a blessing!

The airtight cylinder is placed over your penis. The vacuum pump causes blood to rush into a portion of your penis which is made of erectile tissue (Corpus Spongiosum/Corpora Cavernosa), not muscle. Pumping causes an increase in the thickness of the shaft skin and an expansion of the spaces in the corpus spongiosum. Because the corpora cavernosa is a live tissue that is similar in manner to a sponge and the human body grows and adapts to stress placed upon it, causing the spongy tissue of the corpora cavernosa to stretch out will cause it to heal in an enlarged state that can hold more blood. The suspensory ligament may also be stretched by pumping, pulling more of your dick out from the body causing you to hang much longer and thicker. The length and frequency of your pumping sessions and your individual physiology are factors that will determine your results.

Through daily pumping, it is possible to maintain the increases otherwise your penis shrinks back to its normal size within 24 - 48 hours as most increases are only temporary.

Your penis will stay larger for at least several hours after pumping and is great to do before shagging that bird you've always fancied or visiting a sex party or a sex club...

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