A guy in a bar buys a pint, then takes a photo out of his top pocket, stares at it for a few seconds and then puts it back.

He does this every time he has a pint.

After the eighth pint the barman asks why he keeps looking at the photo.

He replies "It's a picture of the wife and when she looks good enough to fuck, I'll go home!"

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