Have you ever wondered why condoms traditionally come in a packet of three?

The last time I wanted it three times was before I'd had it once...

A guy goes to his doctors with a serious farting problem.
The doctor gets the guy to remove his lower garments and lay down on the couch to be examined.
The guy farts just as the doctor is bending over him.
The doctor walks to the other side of the surgery and picks up a long pole with a large metal hook on the end of it and walks back menacingly toward the patient.
"Jesus! What the fuck are you going to do with that?" Yells the terrified patient.
"I'm going to open a few windows," replies the doctor.

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