Young Mother Shows Her Vagina

A thick guy walks into his living room and sees his wife laying back on the sofa with her legs parted.

He is horrified that her bare pussy is on show...

He shouts at her "Can you close your legs, the K - I - D - S can see your cunt!"

For those that don't immediately get it he spells out kids (kay, eye, dee, ess) when he actually meant to spell out cunt. Get it?

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