Sex and Fishing
Playing with your maggot...
A guy went fishing and sat on the river bank for hours and caught 'fuck all'. Just down the bank from him a guy was 'pulling them out.'
At the end of the day he went down the bank and asked the guy what he was doing to catch so many fish.
The guy told him it's all down to where you fish. His 'swim' was the best on the river and you always caught fish there.
He then told the guy that he was getting married next weekend, so the 'swim' would probably be free.
The guy waited all week, he could NOT wait to get in that 'swim' and catch fish like the other guy. It was all he thought about all week...
When he went down to the river the next weekend, 'fuck me!' that guy was fishing in the same 'swim' again. Shit!
He went up to him, he was very annoyed.
"I thought you were getting married this weekend."
The guy replied "I did."
"You should be at home fucking your wife!"
The guy replied "I can't, she's got Gonorrhea!"
"Then you should stick it up her arse!"
The guy replied "I can't, she's got diarrhoea!"
"Then you should stick it in her mouth!"
The guy replied "I can't, she's got piarhea!"
"She's got Gonorrhea, diarrhoea and piarhea, why the fuck did you marry her?"
The guy replied "She's my supply of maggots!"
It runs in the family.