Lavatory Graffiti - Jumping Crabs
"Don't sit on the toilet seat, the crabs in here can jump two feet.
Don't use the trap next door, the crabs in there jump two feet more!"
Not much to do with sex here, I'll grant you. Not unless you're into Glory Holes and Cottaging!
Don't knock it until you've tried it! Say I.
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Posted by Frank Leopald on 09 November 2008 11:52:12 GMT
If at first you don't succeed,
Put you elbows on your knees,
Put you chin between your thumbs,
Give a grunt and out it comes!
Comment from Connie Stipation on 15 March 2009 17:35:35 GMT
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Some daft cunt has nicked the paper!
Time is short, I cannot linger,
Guess I'll have to use a finger.