A guy goes into a whorehouse, slaps $100.00 down on the counter and says "I want the ugliest whore in the house and a burnt steak!"

The guy on the counter replies "Man, for $100 you can have the best looking girl here and a fillet steak..."

The guys says "I'm not feeling sexy, I'm feeling homesick!"

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