My friends over at Adult eBook Shop tell me that they were recently presented with an erotic ebook to be added to their site...

The problem was the title with includes the C word. Which is of course very offensive to some people.

They deliberated hard and long over whether to put it up on their site. But when they read a few chapters they were HARD and LONG!

The story is autobiographical and is, apparently, very well written. The author, Janet S is a nymphomaniac. She loves cock, she loves sex, she loves sperm! And she sucks cock and fucks and fucks and fucks!

She's the sort of woman most men would love to meet and that most women would be terrified of. I would imagine that she would be condemned by most women and branded as an evil slut/slag.

Personally, I believe that women should read her story and learn how to FUCK how a man wants it.

Confessions Of A Cunt by Janet S - Is a very, very sexy read.

Prologue

The real title of the book, regardless what the cover says, is, Confessions of a Cunt. Most women find the use of the C word abhorrent; I know I did at one time. One cannot read or hear the word without it invoking a strong reaction, mostly negative. Why on earth would I then use it in the title especially when it's used to describe me? Well, simply put, I am a Cunt. I love sex; I need sex; I require sex of all kinds but it wasn't until I met Bob, my oldest and dearest Lover that I really learned the significance and power of the word. Bob describes it this way, "To me 'cunt' describes a woman who loves sex, craves it, and will do whatever it takes to be satisfied much more than your average woman. A 'cunt' has accepted the freedom to go after what she wants and needs. She understands that sex (especially with new people she's never met before) is the greatest feeling on earth and she lives for new incredibly exciting thrills only possible through sex.

Women should be proud of their cunts and use their cunts to get what they crave ... large hard cum-filled cocks. They should be proud of their power. When a man sees an attractive woman, he immediately starts dreaming of her cunt. He can get a good idea of her breasts, and also her ass,but he craves seeing her naked cunt. Most men want cunts more than anything else on earth. You, Janet, have discovered the awesome power of your cunt and you have used it to get what you want. Cunt is good. Cunt is sweet. Cunt is for eating and fucking. You have earned the right and privilege to be called a Cunt with a capital C."

Here's a short excerpt, it'll give you an idea of what this erotic ebook is like.

By the time I went off to college, I had a great deal of sex, or so I thought!  College was, however, at a whole different level!  This was a time when the burning of bras, women's lib, protest marches and free sex was in its heyday.  I lost my bra as soon as my folks dropped me off and only put it on when I went home or for Parents Day.  I loved that free feeling and guy's reaction to seeing my hard nipples poking out through my tops.  I quickly took to unbuttoning my blouse a button or so more than norm and encouraged guys to look.

In my freshmen year I went to my first outdoor concert.  No it wasn't Woodstock but it was it in an open field under a hot sun.  I had worn a t-shirt, sandals and hot pants.  Remember them?  They were brown and very sexy and showed off my long legs nicely.  Not long after my boyfriend and I arrived, we saw this girl topless.  Shortly thereafter we saw another.  He saw me looking at her and asked if I wanted to take off my top too.

Gone ... in six seconds along with my sandals.  I loved it.  My nipples were solid marbles all day and it wasn't because I was cold!  I was so excited!  I had gone topless on dates and at my folk's private pool but never in public.  I was hooked.  I loved the way everyone looked at me.  It even seemed the girls were envious of my boldness as there were only a few of us topless.

Somewhere in the course of the day, I lost my boyfriend.  He wasn't really my date, we were just friends but we ended up going in different directions along with my t-shirt and sandals!  Not having a way to cover up added to my excitement.  In the afternoon, I met up with a guy who knew me from school.  He was wearing just a pair of ragged jeans.  Soon we were holding hands walking around the grounds together before collapsing on a thick green grassy knoll to take in the music.  I leaned back against him our skin bonded together by our sweat.  Soon his hands found my tits and he gently played with them as we swayed to the music.  It was terribly erotic and exciting and I tingled every time someone looked at us, especially while he was playing with my tits.  It felt very nice!  He politely asked me to take off my shorts.  I told him I'd love to but there were too many people around.  He graciously urged me assuring me it would be ok and even pointed to another couple some distance away that were nude.  I still didn't do it but I didn't say, "No!"  So he told me to lie down on my back.  He moved around and hovered over my shorts and fiddled with the snap until he got it undone.  I lost my breath when he slid the zipper down but arched up to assist him as he pulled them from my legs leaving my clad in a pair of pink bikini panties.  He smiled and ran his hand over my tummy both exciting me and reassuring me that it was ok.  I relaxed and, as soon as he sensed that, he slid his hands to the waistband of my panties and pulled them from me in an abrupt but controlled steady pull leaving me quite naked.  I bit my lip sharply and could feel my wetness flooding my vagina.  He parted my legs slightly; I was helpless to stop him.  I watched in anticipation as his great shank of red hair lowered into my vagina.  I felt his beard tickle my thighs and felt his lips touch my labia.  I swooned as he gently lapped my pussy.  He didn't do it long but it was enough to push my along.

He smiled and looked at me, "A little excited are we," he coyly asked?  "You're very wet, aren't you?"

I could only nod as he moved next to me so that his pelvis was near my shoulder.  The indication was clear.  I reached over and began to pull down his zipper.  I encountered one of the most exciting things ever and one that, to this day, excites me - bare skin.  My soon-to-be-lover had gone commando and as I lowered his zipper, his semi-erect cock sprung from its weak denim confines and under my hand.  At this point, I couldn't control myself; I had to suck his cock.  I went down on him with all the skill I could muster.  I greedily and wetly sucked his growing thin long solid rod taking as much as I could in my young mouth.  I cupped his balls then licked them.  I sucked just the head and frigged his shaft and then sucked him in more.  I wanted his cock in my mouth and my mouth made love to his dick.

Before I was rewarded, he pulled away and took off his jeans completely which was my fourth revelation of the afternoon.  Naked men, outdoors, in public are a huge turn-on.  He parted my legs widely and fingered my pussy allowing me the pleasure of sucking his rod some more.  I sensed more than saw people walking by within a few feet of us.  Sometimes their shadows fell over us as I gave him head and he fingered my hairy pussy.  I was close to cumming when he stopped.

He sat down and asked me to face him and sit on his cock...

I expect your hard by now!

Just go and buy it!

My friends over at Adult eBook Shop have recently taken on a new gay ebook author called Fergie Boy.

His ebooks are full of arse fucking and cock sucking of the gay variety and are apparently written from personal experience...

The strange thing is that there are more than a few women buying these gay ebooks. So, there are girls out there that like to read about men on the receiving end of thick meaty cocks!

Any way, here's a small excerpt of some arse fucking:

It wouldn’t have bothered me if we gave each other licence to fuck about when not together. For young lads of our age, casual sex was nothing more than innocent fun as long as you played nice and safe. But Giles didn’t see it that way, and whilst he had never asked for fear I would deny him, I knew it was what he wanted - a commitment to each other even when apart; a commitment with fidelity at its heart. And I was sure that I wanted him; HIM, my Giles, in his shallow entirety, not just his fabulous arse to fuck. So I decided to give it a go. I acted like a caring boyfriend instead of shagging who I pleased then lying through my teeth to keep him happy. As one might imagine after such a lengthy time - I was desperate to get up his ass!

"Pull over!" I said once we were off the main road and cruising along a charming little French country lane; a warm breeze in our faces, the scent of lavender heavy in the air. It was almost as clichéd as our primary school show; but Provence is actually like that! I had been stroking Giles bare thigh for much of the journey and had now moved on to his crotch. Giles had obligingly spread his legs so that I could have a good feel at his cock and balls, nestled underneath his shorts.

"We’re almost there," he replied. "They’re expecting us for lunch. You’ll have to wait."

"Sod lunch. Pull over." I gave his balls a hard squeeze to underline my request, and make it clear that if he didn’t comply I would ravish him whilst still driving, and he would end up pranging daddy’s car into a hedge.

Giles found a narrow track and drew into it, taking us well away from the road. He looked over to me with an incredible smile on his face. He really was lovely in that gentrified way: sapphire eyes and ruby lips, perfect skin and teeth, a classically handsome young man of twenty. What the hell did he see in me?

Plenty is the answer! I rowed for Cambridge - that’s why they accepted me; for brawn, rather than social status or brains. I was the powerhouse in the eight that thrashed Oxford earlier this year: a six feet three hunk with a body to die for and a whopping big cock that knew how to fuck - knew how to pleasure an aristocratic ass.

Giles loved my cock; he couldn’t get enough of it. When we were at college, I would ride him at least twice every night; then ride him again the following morning before we set out to class. I enjoy a good fuck, and I like to fuck lots - this past month of abstinence had been an anathema to my very soul: what my cock had made of it I dare not say, but I can assure you, it wasn’t best pleased!

I abandoned my groping of his crotch and slid my hand down the back of his shorts. My fingers went straight to his crack and forced their way down until I found his hole. I circled it enjoying its warmth and moistness, its modest reluctance to let me in. Then I thrust my finger up him, bullying it past his clenching ring, and wriggled it around inside his silky chute, massaging his spot with the pad.

Giles instinctively moaned, unable to resist this teasing advance, and he squirmed delightedly on top of my hand.

"Oh! Oh God! God how I’ve missed you," he cried.

I looked him in the eye and smirked. "It feels tight," I replied as I tried to force a second digit into his body.

His summer colour dimmed the blush, but I could still see a tinge of red on his cheeks. It was not embarrassment that put it there, but a fear of actions unspoken. "Of course it’s tight," he said. "It hasn’t been fucked for a month."

"My, my; you have been a good boy!"

"I told you. I don’t want anyone else. I only want you..."

I heard the question in his voice. The question that he didn’t dare ask directly in case the answer hurt or he heard a lie. It felt good that I could deliver my gift truthfully and please him with words on top of mischievous fingers. Words had never been my strongest suit; I’m more of a physical sort of guy.

"Well, it’ll be getting fucked today. I’ve been climbing the walls for the past month: celibacy does not agree with me, I can assure you!"

Giles radiated a smile that made it all worth while. "Thank you," he said then he leaned over and stroked my cock which was throbbing under my jeans and kissed me tenderly on the lips.

"We should go. Mummy will be livid if we get there late."

"Bollocks to that! I want to fuck you now."

"After lunch. We’ll go for a walk."

"Yeah, we will, and I’ll fuck you then as well. Now get out of the car. No one will see us here."

I’m sure it was less his desperation for me to shaft him, and more his pleasure at my fidelity that caused him to obey. He freed himself from my fingers and sprang out of the car, laughing at our audacity. He made to go into a nearby field, where he assumed we would rut like French peasants of old, spilling our seed onto the precious soil. But I grabbed him by the wrist and drew him to me; kissed him passionately on the mouth in classic Bond fashion then manhandled him over the bonnet of the classic Bond car.

Giles assumed a position, spread eagled over the front of the Aston Martin; his arms thrown out in crucified surrender and his legs parted wide, anxious to get speared. I pushed his legs together and roughly pulled his shorts down to reveal his stunning peachy ass. I would have a good look at that later, inspect what was mine to fuck as I pleased, an arse that was never denied me. I would spend hours treating my boy with my tongue and my cock. But for now I would have myself a quick shag.

I dropped my jeans to my thighs and released my throbbing cock. A ten inch angry beast sprang out, salivating from a blind eye as it lobbed up and down...

If that gives you a hard-on or if you are a girl, a wide-on, then got check out some more Arse Fucking Stories

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So there you have it. As I said earlier 'They do like it up'em!' and so would you. Buy It Now

I just found this short clip of some girl with a Bam (The page has now been removed - not surprisingly!) Complete with squelching sounds as she fucks herself!

Here's the story of Victoria and the Bam Dildo as told by her boyfriend Jamie. He sure is a lucky guy! This is the flip-side of Bam Dildo Review - Victoria Has Been Fucked! which was by Victoria. Both are well worth a read.

Hi, My name is Jamie and I am the very lucky bastard who is lucky enough to be married to the gorgeous Victoria, its a hard job but someone has to do it. I thought I would write and tell you about the most amazing valentines night we had with the help of a rather large black dildo from bionictonic.

We had booked in to a rather nice hotel, we have been working our arses off a felt we needed to break, some well earned us time.

After the meal and far to many glasses of champagne we made our way back to the room, I knew under that rather sexy black dress she had on stockings and the most sexy new underwear, just waiting to be ripped off, she had been teasing me all night.

As soon as we were back in the room I had to have her and pushed her over on all fours over the large armchair, pushing her skirt up over her backside and pushing her knickers to one side I felt straight away the warmth and wetness coming from her pussy. I pushed a finger in, then a couple more, she was so wet I knew she would be begging for a good stretching. I got our new Bam dildo out, leaving her fingering herself hard and getting really desperate for a hard seeing to. As soon as I pressed the hard dildo to her lips she was squirming, wanting it deep inside her, slowly I stretched her open and it was in her deep, not satisfied with this she begged to be fucked hard and who am I to let the poor girl down. I rammed that large Bam dildo right up her as hard as she could take it, before long she was screaming and begging for it harder, then she came long and hard, god knows what the people in the next room thought!!

Afterwards still wanting more and with the rather clever suction on the bottom of the dildo she attached it to the bathroom floor tiles, now dressed just in her stockings and heels she gave herself another seeing to for my viewing pleasure, seeing her lowering her self onto it, seeing her lips part and it going in and out of her, I was so hard and gagging for some of the action, so while she was still sat on it I shoved my cock in her mouth and got her to suck me off, what a valentines treat, the most beautiful horny woman, sexily dressed on a huge dildo with my cock juice dribbling down her lips.

Any way, you can buy the Bam Dildo here.

This stuff really does work!

This ebook Good Girl Bad Girl is six short stories. Very sexy and well worth a read.

Jack Allen has a refreshing style and tells it just how it is. Guys like fucking girls and girls like getting fucked. Especially if the guy has a big fat penis!

A Christmas Gift For Pam is the first story in this collection about Pam McCullen. She is excited to be going to her Grandmother’s for Christmas. This will be the first time she has seen her cousin Todd since he took her virginity the summer before.

In Aunt Shannon’s House, Shannon has invited her older sister’s son Jason and daughter Katie to stay with her in Florida for a week during summer break. What she doesn’t know is that Katie and Jason are having an illicit love affair. When she spies on them having sex in the guest bedroom, Shannon can’t wait to be a part of their secret lovemaking.



In Madame Kon’s Daughter, a mysterious traveler has searched a thousand miles to find Madame Kon, and when he finally meets her, he falls in love with her beautiful, exotic daughter, Hashma. It’s Hashma, though, who has to make an important choice, and the man she chooses will be the one to take her virginity.



In Sweet Sixteen, Pam McCullen goes to a party with her friend. The guys at the party discover that it’s her sixteenth birthday, and they take turns giving her a special gift.

Trial By Sperm is the story about Dan, a trial lawyer staying up late to prepare for court in the morning. He gets a visit in his den from Faruza, the exotic young exchange student staying with him, his wife and their three sons. She has come to ask his advice, the kind of advice that only a horny trial lawyer can give.



In One and One Make Three, Ethan McCullen introduces his friend to his sister Pam. He has had a crush on her for a long time, and she finally invited him to her room. Ethan gets bored, and when he goes to check on them, his sister invites him to join them.

Here's an excerpt:

Pam broke away, panting. "Make love to me, Todd, please. I want to feel you inside me."

He kissed her again. His knee pushed between her thighs and pressed against her warm mound. Pam groaned. Her knees became weak, but he held her up, his lips still pressed to hers. He leaned back against the pool table and Pam leaned against him, pressing her body against his. Their lips smacked as they kissed. Her breasts flattened against his chest, and her nipples tingled. She spread her legs slightly and the hardness in his pants pressed against her warm mound.

Pam moaned and looked up at him. She saw the deep, passionate desire in his eyes.

"Do you really want to make love?" Todd said, his warm breath blowing over her face.

"Yes."

He turned her around and leaned her back against a mahogany bar, with bottles of liquor and glasses. He pulled his zipper down, took her hand and put it down the front of his jeans. Her fingers touched his penis, and were burned by its heat.

"Oh God," Pam said, staring at him with wide eyes as she let her fingers close around his bare penis. "It feels so hot." It was bigger than she remembered. She squeezed it and rubbed it in her small hand. He lowered his face and kissed her again.

Todd began to unbutton her blouse. Her eyes softened and her cheeks blushed as he pulled the sheer material away from her body. She shrugged and the blouse fell from her shoulders, revealing her round, plump breasts, held back by her tight bra. She unhooked the front and bared her breasts, shrugging her shoulders seductively to let them jiggle.

He unfastened her slacks. They slid down over her flat stomach and smooth ass, revealing her panties. His hands slipped under the loose cups of the bra and closed on her breasts. He pinched her nipples between his thumbs and fingers. Pam moaned, resting her head on his shoulder.

"Put your arms around my neck and spread your legs," he said. Pam spread her thighs. He moved between her legs and ran his hands up her thighs to her cunt. Her cunt lips glistened. Slowly, he slipped a long finger in and she moaned softly.

"Fuck me," she said, her eyes closed. "For God's sake, Todd, fuck me." She hooked her legs around the back of his legs. She watched him bring his hard cock to her cunt, feeling the soft caresses of the hair on his hips on the insides of her smooth thighs. He guided the head of his cock to the tiny slit of her cunt, and the head sank into her. She held him there and wrapped her legs around his hips.

He pushed himself forward. A sudden pain shot through her body. She pressed her face into his shoulder and squealed. She forgot how much it hurt when he pushed his big thing in her.

"Do want to stop?" he said.

Pam shook her head. "No. Push it in a little more," she whispered. The head of his cock sunk deeper and her hips rose from the surface of the bar. She squeezed her arms tight around his neck, moaning. The stretching was almost unbearable. The head poked way up inside her body.

She had only done this with a few other guys since her first time with Todd. None of them had penises nearly as big as Todd's. She wanted to do it with Ethan, to feel him between her thighs, spreading her pussy open. His penis was even bigger. If her pussy hurt this much stretching open for Todd, how much would it hurt if she tried to fit Ethan's in there?

Todd stopped pushing and was still. His thick, hard penis was deep inside her. The pain of the stretching faded. Pam lifted her head from his shoulder and looked up to his face. He was smiling down at her. She smiled back. Her eyes became blurry. She felt a tear roll down her cheek. He licked the tear, then kissed her lips.

His hips moved back, drawing his penis out an inch or two, then pushed toward her. Pam groaned and laid her cheek on his shoulder. He pulled back his hips and pushed them forward again. Her cunt was slippery with her wetness, but still tight around him. His penis moved in and out slowly.

Pam heard a soft creak and opened her eyes. Ethan stood at the bottom of the stairs, his eyes transfixed. She stared back, holding her breath. Todd hadn't noticed; his hips worked slowly back and forth and his lips sucked the side of her neck.

Ethan said nothing, only stood still, watching. Pam let out her breath. Todd was moving his hips faster and she gasped each time the head of his penis touched way up inside her womb.

She wanted to ask Ethan to stay, to put his penis inside her when Todd was finished. She could see the bulge of it stretching the front of his jeans. It was enormous. She panted harder.

But he didn't stay. Slowly, he turned and went back up the stairs. Pam watched where he stood for a long time, wondering why she felt so guilty. Was it because she had aroused him, but had not satisfied him? She grinned at that thought. She had aroused him.

"Cum inside me, Todd," she whispered. Her soft lips brushed the lobe of his ear.

This ebook Grant's Big Day Part 1 is part one of a story of a young guy with a twelve inch penis.

At the start of the book he is inexperienced but eager to learn. News of his huge cock spreads around the neighbourhood and everyone wants a piece of the action. There's everything here from fucking his friend's mum, his friend's gay older brother wants some action and even incest with his mother.

Everyone loves a big fat penis (so it seems) and you'll love this book. It's fast paced and funny. A very good read.

Here's an excerpt:

He followed Mrs. Stills into her bedroom. She closed the door and sat on the bed with her legs crossed.

"Ok, go ahead. You can show it to me now," she said.

Her eyes were staring at the front of his jeans. He unbuckled his belt, and his hands were shaking. His jeans fell to his ankles and he pushed his shorts down. His dick stood straight out. Her eyes grew wide.

"My goodness, Grant. That's a very large penis you have. How long did you say it is?"

"I don't know. I never measured it."

"Come over here so I can get a closer look."

She uncrossed her legs. He waddled toward her. She grabbed his dick and pulled him even closer, between her spread legs.

"It must be a foot long, at least," she said in a soft, low voice. Her fingers caressed the shaft and reached under to rub his balls.

Grant closed his eyes. His breathing was shallow. Her touch was so delicate, so soothing. When she spoke, her mouth was barely an inch from his dick and he could feel the warmth of her breath.

"Did I make it hard like this?"

"Yeah," he said, but could barely choke out the word.

"It must get very uncomfortable for you. What can I do to make it better?"

His chest was tight. He could hardly breathe.

"You can kiss it," he said.

"You want me to kiss it?" She was looking up at him with wide, blinking eyes. She held the shaft of his dick against her cheek with both hands.

Grant just nodded. He couldn't make words come out any more.

"How about right here on the tip? How about if I kiss the tip?"

Her soft lips touched the tip of his dick with a smack and he groaned. He locked his knees to keep them from giving out. She kissed it again.

"I hope that's better. But it's still very, very hard. Maybe I should kiss it some more."

Grant swallowed hard and grunted "Ok," but she had already smothered the head in a big, wet kiss. Her lips moved down the side of the shaft, and her warm breath made his pubic hairs tingle.

"You taste delicious," she said. Her voice was muffled by his dick.

"Thanks," was all he could think to say. What else was he supposed to say to a woman who said she liked the taste of his dick?

Her lips parted wide around the head of his dick, then it was going into her mouth. Grant groaned. He couldn't believe it was really happening. Her mouth was warm and moist. His knees started to give out he put his hands on her shoulders to hold himself up.

She had one hand on his thigh and one hand around his shaft, and her head moved back and forth. Her mouth made slurping noises and she was dripping drool all over the place. With a gasp, she yanked his dick out and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.

"Goodness, that's a lot of cock," she said. A string of saliva stretched from her lower lip to the head of his dick. "I'm having trouble getting more of it in my mouth. I want you to push it in with your hips, ok?"

"Ok," he said, but he wasn't sure what she meant.

She stared at it like she was concentrating really hard and pumped it with both hands in a tight grip. When she was ready, she opened her mouth wide and jammed his dick in to the back of her mouth, where it made her gag. His first reaction was to jerk away, but she held him in place with her hands around his legs, and pulled him toward her. He had no choice but to push his dick deeper into her mouth with his hips. A couple more inches of the shaft slid between her lips, which only made her gag more. She held him there, bobbing her head back and forth. The feeling was so good it made his toes curl in his shoes.

Finally she pushed him away. His dick flopped out of her mouth, and with it a glob of saliva that landed on the carpet by his foot. She coughed furiously and wiped at the tears from her eyes. When she recovered, she looked up at him and grinned.

"How was that?" she said. She put her hand around his slimy shaft and pumped slowly...

Oooh err!

Back in January this year I posted Bam Dildo - Someone's Gonna Get Fucked it was about a girl who had contacted my friends over at Bionic Tonic a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys...

Anyway the girl's a sex maniac (in the nicest possible way) and she has tested several of their sex toys. It turns out that she likes really large cocks so for a St Valentine's Day treat they sent her the Huge Bam Dildo to test ride.

I've really been waiting for this and I know that there are many of you out there that have been waiting for this too!

Here it is in Victoria's own (sexy) words, it's worth the wait. It certainly gave me a stiffy reading it!



Hi, I’m Victoria and I am sorry that I haven’t written anything for you for a while, but I am a very busy business woman, but you know what they say, all work and no play makes Victoria such a sad girl, so Jamie and I decided it was time for some us time and a valentines break.

Hotel booked, Bam Dildo packed for some fun, we were all set.

The hotel was gorgeous, the meal lovely and more champagne than any young lady should drink, but knowing that Bam was waiting for me back in the room you can’t blame a girl for needing a little dutch courage.

I flirted all evening, bit of cleavage across the table, foot job under the table, getting Jamie hotter and hotter, I knew that when we got back to the room I was going to get the screwing of my life.

We rushed into the room and were all over each other, dressed in my sexy black dress, hot new underwear and heels, Jamie couldn’t resist and before I knew it I was shoved over the armchair, skirt hitched up, knickers pushed to the side and my juices running down the inside of my legs and over my naked pussy lips, like to keep it hair free, so much nicer for licking! Jamie had slipped a finger in and was working me into a frenzy, then two, by this time I was so hot I was desperate for a good stretching and fucking. I like the feeling of being stretched and full, sometimes a good fisting is all I need but other times only the Bam Dildo will do.

Feeling that massive 13 inches touch my pussy I wanted it bad, slowly Jamie started to push it inside me, I could feel my lips around the top of it, slowly spreading and working their way around the 8.5’ girth of this massive toy, pure bliss. No joke, this thing is heaven, because of what its made of its so comfortable, not hard and soon warms to your body making the pleasure more realistic. Once in I really wanted to feel it, still on all fours, spread to the max, wetter than I have ever been Jamie rammed that huge dildo in and out of me so fucking hard, I was screaming, god knows what the people in the other rooms thought, but hey, who cares, I was in Bam heaven. I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life, the muscle intensity stretched over the dildo is truly mind blowing, we have a vast range of toys, but this one outshines the lot.

After I came, I ripped my dress, bra & knickers off, took Bam Dildo into the bathroom and attached it to the tiled bathroom floor with the clever suction device on the bottom, it was time for a little show for Jamie. I squatted over Bam & lowered myself over, lips round the top, stretching then pushing my pussy down back over this beast, you can really ride this thing like this and it doesn’t budge. I was fucking it hard, tits bouncing, can you imagine the view, Jamie was rock solid and in need of relief and decided his cock down the back of my throat was the way to go after a show like that. I sucked his hard cock good and hard and gulping that cum down my throat. Jamie said I looked amazing, still sat on the huge dildo, dressed just in heels, cum running down the side of my lips, what a Valentines!!!

God I am so wet just writing this review, reliving that moment, I think I will have to retire to the bedroom for a little Bam fun, bye until next time.

Victoria X

PS : Don’t just save Bam for the bedroom, its great in the bathroom as there are no batteries, you can stick it to the tiled bathroom wall and let it take you from behind, or place it in the bottom of the bath, fill with water & bubbles and have that private soak you know that you deserve after a hard day, don’t forget your candles & glass of champagne ;)

Wow! What a girl, Jamie is a truly lucky guy!

You can buy the Bam Dildo from Bionic Tonic and they probably have the best price around too. Don't take my word for it though!

My friends over at Bionic Tonic have got back in touch with Victoria. She's a real live sex pot! She originally got in touch with them a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys, so they sent her one and she wrote a review. Since then she has written several reviews and I have to say they are the best. She's absolutely sex mad and she loves LARGE COCK!

You can see how big the BAM Dildo is. It's absolutely massive. And Victoria is a very small lady! But she can take the lot!

Watch This Space!

Victoria is going to take this monster on her Valentines Day weekender... Personally I cannot wait to hear about it.

My friends at Bionic Tonic gave me this review that has just been submitted to their web site.

From the first day I used the euphoria to massage and milk my prostate this product has totally done the job, THE ORGASMS ARE FANTASTIC CAN RUN FROM TWO TO THIRTY MINUTES. MY AGE BEING 63. I use this product to cleanse my prostate to avoid prostate cancer this product gives me so much pleasure and look forward to using it 2 times a week. This is total enjoyment and a pleasurable experence,this will become your best friend for sexual pleasure.
~ frank000.

High praise indeed!

What a fantastic endorsement of the product.

Read the Euphoria Prostate Massager review.

You may also like some more Prostate Milking Information.

The foul mouthed slapper in the picture below fucks herself with the Huge Bam Dildo. She can take the thickness (which is amazing) but can only take about half of it's 13 inch length (which is comforting). Go and take a look at the Free Movie Sample over at www.brutaldilos.com and look for Hailey's Brutal Experience. See her pussy stretched to the limit, her pussy lips clinging to the fat shaft not wanting to let it go. Her greedy distended vulva gapes open!

The Bam is 13" long and so thick (over 3") that you cannot get your fingers around it. Unfortunately for us mere mortals, many women love having their vagina's full to busting with thick cock. This is where the Bam comes into play. It's heavy and bendable (see the movie clip) and a real challenge. You can buy the pussy stretching Bam Dildo at Bionic Tonic and you can read the Bam Dildo Reviews there too. Well worth a read...

Would you like to watch some a seriously large black penis actually fucking? I've managed to find a DVD featuring Bam...

The Bam, Big Black and Beautifull porn DVD has Bam in various sexual encounters with guys and girls that love his huge black penis.

If you like reading exotic bdsm stories, then you might like to take a look at these bdsm ebooks. These adult ebooks are cheap and are instantly downloadable.

This ebook, The Osiris Society Vol 1 is volume one of three, it's about a secret society that kidnaps young beautiful women and then lets their members live out their sexual fantasies with them. Their fantasies, by the way, involve erect penises, slippery vaginas and bondage restraints. Plenty here to get your juices flowing!

Here's an excerpt:

"Charming, my dear! Now let’s see if there are any problems with your little treasure box."

Monique had undergone such examinations before in doctors’ examining rooms, but these were not the words or actions of any doctor she had ever known. She knew better than to object, however. The doctor and Leo, each taking a stirrup, spread her legs until she grimaced in pain, adjusting the extensions and locking them into position. Using white adhesive tape, they attached each of her legs from just below the knee to hooks at the sides of the table so that her thighs were held wide apart and immovable. She was again completely helpless and extremely uncomfortable, her sex as exposed as it could possibly be.

As her anxiety mounted, Leo produced a mask-shaped blindfold from a drawer under the table and placed it firmly over her eyes, lifting her head to connect Velcro fasteners. In her mind she was suddenly back in the box, suffocating with claustrophobia. She fought off the panic, but in her new blindness all her other senses were sharpened. She heard a chair scrape the floor near the foot of the table and felt fabric brush against her sensitive inner thighs. She felt the doctor proceed through a normal vaginal exam and Pap smear.

Just as she began to relax with the familiarity of the procedure, she felt lubricated fingers take hold of her clitoris and start to knead and stroke it. She stiffened and forced herself not to make any protest as she was in no position to invite another whipping. The fingers continued to tease her and, in spite of herself, Monique’s body began to respond with a vague stirring in her loins. A tingling started in her pelvis and spread upwards to her scalp and down her legs. Her breathing grew shallower. She was squirming against her restraints and felt wetness forming. The longer the torment to her clitoris continued, the longer she wanted it to go on. Her thoughts seethed with anger, fear and small thrills of pleasure. Abruptly the gentle massage stopped. She heard a drawer slide open, followed by a humming sound. Then a new sensation that swiftly swept from her clitoris to every part of her body. A vibrator! She had never used one but there was no mistaking that the intensity of this new sensation was associated with the humming. The effect was overwhelming, beyond anything she had ever experienced. It overrode all her feelings of indignity and embarrassment, all her anger at her captors for her capture and suffering. Her crumbling attempts to resist were inundated by waves of pleasurable tremors in her belly as the vibrator slid in and out of her vagina, always in contact with her engorged clitoris, electrifying every nerve, every synapse. She moaned aloud and was rapidly approaching an orgasm when the vibrator was replaced by a more familiar feeling, a warm shaft filling her most feminine place, thrusting deeply into her over and over until she crested, crying aloud in a tremendous climax...

Oooh err!

My Pals over at Bionic Tonic sent me this review of a penis enlarger that was left on their site. They never published it but thought it was funny, so they gave it to me.

Being born with both a very small length and girth, I have tried several ways to improve my size. I have been told the old saying 'its not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean', unfortunately tho, this is never the case. Saying that tho, I have no motion either, so my self-confidence was at an all time low before i bought this product. During my last sexual encounter, as I am very self-consious about the size of my member, i put it into the hand of my partner in the dark. Unfortunately she replied 'sorry, i dont smoke' which is a terrible put down. I shall not talk about any growth I have acieved, as that would be vulgar, but lets just say im now happy with almost 2 inches. And let me tell you guys, the women love it now!! I highly recommend this product!
~ Mr Craig Ball

I popped a couple of these babies this morning while my girlfriend was downstairs getting breakfast...

When she came back upstairs about 30 minutes later I was sporting a very stiff penis.

We had a fantastic passionate fuck in all positions for about forty minutes but she was not impressed with me when I withdrew my penis and ejaculated all over her.

Apparently, she finds me cumming inside her much more satisfying. She says she can actually feel the hot sperm pumping onto her cervix! Ye gods!

Any way, after doing some work, we decided to go and look for a new car for her. As we were driving to a garage I could not help noticing I had a hard-on and it would not go down.

It's bloody embarrassing try to look at cars for sale with a steaming hard-on, I can tell you!

The salesman must of thought it was because I liked the Audi TT he was showing us.

I was still rigid when we got back home, so we went back to bed for another glorious fuck. Heaven!

For those of you that don't know, Golden Root is a totally natural herbal version of Viagra. Obviously, it's not as strong but then again it's not going to give you a heart attack either.

It really does work! I find two capsules best works best for me. Buy Golden Root from my friends at the Bionic Tonic Sex Shop. They have the CHEAPEST PRICE that I can find on the web. Don't take my word for it, do a search and buy it wherever...

Hell, spend over £40.00 with them and get 1 300mg capsule FREE!

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to another review that just appeared on their site. It's by Maria and once again about the Bam dildo, it's quite a read...

My first impression of the Bam was this is so big!

Now after several weeks of having Bam in our collection all hubby has to do is start setting up our laptop in the bedroom and I know what to do. After my shower I put on something sexy and lay on the bed. He kisses and nibbles me in all the right places then gets the lube on Bam and tells me here it comes or hands it to me and tells me to just get wild. He has me bang myself first until I have my first orgasm then as I perform oral on him he takes control of Bam and makes me cum again. We have done this each time he wants to and I really love being like a slut for him. One day if he may want me to try a real black cock but for now Bam will do nicely!

~ Maria

Not surprisingly she recommends the Bam dildo and gives it 10 out of 10.

She never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it. We love Maria!

Just so that you know, the Bam dildo is a massive 13" long and over 3" thick (you cannot get your fingers around it).

In other reviews of huge dildos that I have read, the women all say how much they love that 'full-up feeling' and go on to say that after they have experienced several orgasms their vagina's contract to become very small inside. It is then that their partners fuck them with their 'normal sized' penis.

It's a serious pussy stretcher.

Read the other Bam Dildo Reviews.

Other posts about huge dildos, the Bam and stretched open vaginas include Huge Black Cock and Fucked By Huge Dildos. Check them out.

The Andro Penis Extender is considered amongst the best penis enlargement traction devices on the market. Some sites are selling this for $300.00+ or £180.00+ but...

Bionic Tonic are selling it for £129.99.

As usual, they are the best price I can find on the web.

Let me know if any one else is cheaper.

Check out their Penis Enlargement Information page for more details.

Check this out!

Check out these DVD Previews. They're are excellent.

The one on the left is interesting. It's called Lick Him Stick In 2 and the preview shows a guy taking a strap-on dildo up the chuffer...

The girl is wearing a red strap-on dildo and she is thrusting it up the guys anus. I just hope this guy got paid loads for the pain and degradation he endured.

Still, you shouldn't knock something until you've tried it!

The reviews cater for all tastes, there's even huge fat girls getting fucked and some real tastey girls too...

Don't take my word for it, go take a look for yourself, it's FREE. I guarantee it!

A guy getting fucked by a dildo, who'd believe it!

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the X-Man Black Dildo and is quite a read. It's by a girl called Maria and she left an earlier review of her being fucked by the huge Bam Dildo. She obviously loves it LARGE!

Unexpecting anything, I agreed to let my hubby tie me to our four poster spread-eagle. He said it would be different and it was. I never knew this dildo was in the same room but I saw my hubby grab the lube not knowing what to expect. When he brought this monster out I was very concerned. He informed me he would use it and give it to me good and hard. As a few inches went in me I had my eyes closed and then he began the slow in and out movement with it that I was craving by then. He was soon working it faster than I ever had any real cock. I squirted and he wouldn't quit. If I know him the real deal must be next.

~ Maria

Once again, she never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it.

How do we solve a problem like Maria? I wish I knew...

I recently read this ebook and I can tell you it's very good. Here's an excerpt:

It's a great book and I have to say the erotic description double penetration at the end is fantastic.

Go and buy it for £2.50 at Adult eBook Shop

I have just found a site that is very interesting. It's called Sarah's Wet Hole. It's written by a girl who claims her name is Sarah Hole and describes herself as a dirty girl...

She's obviously an educated girl but more importantly she is a sexual being that has a light-hearted view of life and all things sexual. She's our sort of girl.

The site is meant for women but that just makes it even more attractive to us men.

It's a new site and a few things are not quite working yet but it is informative, funny and very definitely sexy.

The page on pussies is particularly interesting.

Here's a short extract from her diary. Who says girls don't think about sex or wank?

I pulled my short skirt up and opened my legs. My little clitoris was already hard, waiting patiently for the feel of my fingertips. As always, my juices were pouring from my pussy hole, and I parted my sex lips wide and dragged my cream up my valley to my hard sex button. I could hear my parents moving about the house, talking and laughing, oblivious to my dirty deed...

So go and take a look around, you'll not be disappointed.