This ebook Grant's Big Day Part 1 is part one of a story of a young guy with a twelve inch penis.
At the start of the book he is inexperienced but eager to learn. News of his huge cock spreads around the neighbourhood and everyone wants a piece of the action. There's everything here from fucking his friend's mum, his friend's gay older brother wants some action and even incest with his mother.
Everyone loves a big fat penis (so it seems) and you'll love this book. It's fast paced and funny. A very good read.
Here's an excerpt:
He followed Mrs. Stills into her bedroom. She closed the door and sat on the bed with her legs crossed.
"Ok, go ahead. You can show it to me now," she said.
Her eyes were staring at the front of his jeans. He unbuckled his belt, and his hands were shaking. His jeans fell to his ankles and he pushed his shorts down. His dick stood straight out. Her eyes grew wide.
"My goodness, Grant. That's a very large penis you have. How long did you say it is?"
"I don't know. I never measured it."
"Come over here so I can get a closer look."
She uncrossed her legs. He waddled toward her. She grabbed his dick and pulled him even closer, between her spread legs.
"It must be a foot long, at least," she said in a soft, low voice. Her fingers caressed the shaft and reached under to rub his balls.
Grant closed his eyes. His breathing was shallow. Her touch was so delicate, so soothing. When she spoke, her mouth was barely an inch from his dick and he could feel the warmth of her breath.
"Did I make it hard like this?"
"Yeah," he said, but could barely choke out the word.
"It must get very uncomfortable for you. What can I do to make it better?"
His chest was tight. He could hardly breathe.
"You can kiss it," he said.
"You want me to kiss it?" She was looking up at him with wide, blinking eyes. She held the shaft of his dick against her cheek with both hands.
Grant just nodded. He couldn't make words come out any more.
"How about right here on the tip? How about if I kiss the tip?"
Her soft lips touched the tip of his dick with a smack and he groaned. He locked his knees to keep them from giving out. She kissed it again.
"I hope that's better. But it's still very, very hard. Maybe I should kiss it some more."
Grant swallowed hard and grunted "Ok," but she had already smothered the head in a big, wet kiss. Her lips moved down the side of the shaft, and her warm breath made his pubic hairs tingle.
"You taste delicious," she said. Her voice was muffled by his dick.
"Thanks," was all he could think to say. What else was he supposed to say to a woman who said she liked the taste of his dick?
Her lips parted wide around the head of his dick, then it was going into her mouth. Grant groaned. He couldn't believe it was really happening. Her mouth was warm and moist. His knees started to give out he put his hands on her shoulders to hold himself up.
She had one hand on his thigh and one hand around his shaft, and her head moved back and forth. Her mouth made slurping noises and she was dripping drool all over the place. With a gasp, she yanked his dick out and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
"Goodness, that's a lot of cock," she said. A string of saliva stretched from her lower lip to the head of his dick. "I'm having trouble getting more of it in my mouth. I want you to push it in with your hips, ok?"
"Ok," he said, but he wasn't sure what she meant.
She stared at it like she was concentrating really hard and pumped it with both hands in a tight grip. When she was ready, she opened her mouth wide and jammed his dick in to the back of her mouth, where it made her gag. His first reaction was to jerk away, but she held him in place with her hands around his legs, and pulled him toward her. He had no choice but to push his dick deeper into her mouth with his hips. A couple more inches of the shaft slid between her lips, which only made her gag more. She held him there, bobbing her head back and forth. The feeling was so good it made his toes curl in his shoes.
Finally she pushed him away. His dick flopped out of her mouth, and with it a glob of saliva that landed on the carpet by his foot. She coughed furiously and wiped at the tears from her eyes. When she recovered, she looked up at him and grinned.
"How was that?" she said. She put her hand around his slimy shaft and pumped slowly...
Oooh err!
My friends over at Bionic Tonic have got back in touch with Victoria. She's a real live sex pot! She originally got in touch with them a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys, so they sent her one and she wrote a review. Since then she has written several reviews and I have to say they are the best. She's absolutely sex mad and she loves LARGE COCK!
You can see how big the BAM Dildo is. It's absolutely massive. And Victoria is a very small lady! But she can take the lot!
Watch This Space!
Victoria is going to take this monster on her Valentines Day weekender... Personally I cannot wait to hear about it.
Here are some of Victoria's exploits that I have written about in the past:
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Double Bunny Vibrator Review
Victoria & Jamie have been back in touch, so to speak. They've 'rode tested' a Double Bunny which is a rabbit vibrator with a difference. Victoria is a very sexy 'no holes barred' girl with a great imagination and a rampant sex drive. Sort of every ma... |
24-Oct-2006 |
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Sexy Vibrating G-String
I had a nice surprise earlier today. I unexpectedly received the following from Victoria and I thought I would share it with you. After watching the very naughty girls on FTVGirls.com and seeing them having a lot of fun with panty stuffing and of... |
26-Sep-2006 |
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Tiny Girl Fucked By Huge Vibrator
My friends at Bionic Tonic Sex Toys were recently contacted by a couple that are sex mad. They wanted to try out sex toys and write reviews. They liked the sound of the offer and sent them a box of goodies. What follows is the first review, Victoria i... |
09-Aug-2006 |
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Vibrating G-String For Great Sex
Here's a product review from Victoria & Jamie. They really know how to fuck! Right enough, so they do! Jamie and I always go out on a Friday night, after working hard all week it's the least we deserve, as its summer I can wear a nice little dress ... |
13-Aug-2006 |
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Fisting Guide - How To Fist Fuck
When I read the review of the King Kong Vibrator, I was amazed to learn that Victoria likes being fist fucked. So, I asked her if she could write a Fisting Guide to explain, not only how to do it but also what pleasure you can get from it. What follow... |
10-Aug-2006 |
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G-spot Tickler Sex Toy Review
Here's another review from our favourite sex pot Victoria. Before I say anything else, any girl reading this review, trust me, buy one of these and all your dreams will come true. I now couldn’t live with out mine and have told all my friends to bu... |
15-Aug-2006 |
Every year many guys from England go off to Holland for a weekend break. A stag do or something like it... I am going to assume that you are going to Amsterdam in a group. I have been on my own several times and still fucked hookers but it's generally more fun when there is a bunch of you. It's all about sharing your experiences.
1. When you arrive in Amsterdam, get to your hotel, unpack and then head off to the Red Light Area. Establish a 'Command Centre' in the Red Light Area in a cool bar such as the 'Old Sailor' or the 'De Burgh' or 'Hill Street Blues' or 'Stones Cafe'. That way, you can listen to cool music and take in the atmosphere while preparing yourself for action. Your first hooker is the hardest, many guys never pass this hurdle.
2. Have a few beers. It's called 'Dutch Courage' for a reason... Just remember that a couple of pints stops you blowing your load in ten seconds. Eight pints just stops you blowing your load. Full stop.
3. Go out from the 'Command Centre' singularly or in groups of two. Work individually, we all have different tastes and different agendas, don't be rushed or cajoled. The time to share the experience is after mission accomplished...
4. Take time to find the right girl - many guys make this mistake. For many this is a 'one-off' that will probably never happen again. Choose someone that is at least as good as you have ever pulled and hopefully much better. Spend at least one hour trawling the alley-ways looking... It's a lot of fun just looking!
5. When you approach the girl, be respectful. She's seen thousands of arse holes and hates them. Say hello, tell her she's pretty, ask what's the price and then most importantly, ask what you get for the price. I always ask how many positions you're allowed. If they say only one, move on... Most prostitutes are in it for money but some are in it to satisfy a lust for sex. It's the later that you are looking for. They are the 'Holy Grail'.
If they say 'Two' or 'Three' or even better 'however many you want' then you're onto something.
Normally, you'll be offered a 'Fuck and Suck', which is as good as it sounds.
6. I always ask for 'Doggy Style' position specifically. One, it's a favourite position of mine and since you'll be behind her, it implies a certain amount of trust. If she fucks 'doggy' then it's a big plus sign.
7. Ask specifically if she gets naked. Some think that you want to fuck a girl with her clothes on...
8. Wash. Even hookers find BO and smegma offensive.
9. When you get into the boudoir, compliment her and ask some general questions about her. Avoid references to boyfriends and family.
10. Contrary to popular belief it's NOT scary getting undressed in front of a pretty women that you are going to fuck. It's even easier if your are sporting a seriously hard cock!
11. Never fuck Bare Back. If she does that for you, then she probably does that for every punter. Please note that I have never heard of someone (that I know) catching a dose off a hooker but you cannot be too careful. Funny enough, I have heard of guys that I know catching a dose off ordinary 'girlfriends'...
12. Be prompt with your payment. Once that's over she'll relax and get on with giving you pleasure.
13. Strip off, lay back and think of a gland! She's in control and she will govern the speed of the proceedings. Do NOT try to 'Man Handle' her as she sucks your cock. If she wants to be touched, she'll tell you.
14. There's nothing better than making a hooker orgasm. If you've been lucky with your choice then it is possible this will happen. But don't worry if it does not. You've paid for your orgasm not hers!
15. If the girl has been pleasant and honest, part on good terms. Hookers are human beings too. Don't forget that. In fact, I'd go as far to say that most of the hookers I've met are very decent people indeed.
I would just like to add that there is something very naughty about fucking a girl that you only met minutes ago. If you connect mentally as well as physically then even better. Sex is a fantastic thing whether it's paid for or not. And believe me your cock does not care at all about the circumstances, financial or otherwise!
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Here's a review:
Isabelle Rose has rewoven luscious tales from childhood and brought them scrumptiously into adulthood. I was intrigued and couldn't put the book down. Those that love fairy tales, will be sweating over these reinvented tales. Alice will keep you wondering what has truly been going on in Wonderland all these years since she has left. There's more to it than falling into a rabbit hole. Once you start
reading, you'll find yourself plummeting into a world of delicious characters that will make you want to have a loved one near by.
~ Crymsyn R. Hart - Author of Immortal Desires
I've got a copy for my girlfriend and I might well read it too...
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Among the most banned books of all time, Cleland's 18th Century novel got the author in trouble with many of the authorities. However, the quality of writing was so impressive, Cleland managed to wrangle a pension from one of the authority figures present at his trial (though he would then write far tamer stuff).
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The publication of the book caused a scandal due to its explicit sex scenes, including previously banned four-letter words... Oh errrr!
Some years ago I went to the Southampton Boat Show with my mate Adrian. We had a B&B for the night organised and so, after spending hours looking at the boats, we went to a nearby bar to unwind.
Emboldened by a few beers and feeling the need for some female company (the bar was packed with geezers) I quitely asked a young barman if there were any hookers about. He looked at me in utter disgust and said in a loud voice something about he didn't use prostitutes... Everyone at the bar turned at looked at me, mirroring the barmans disgust.
Suitably chastened I returned to our table but the idea of having a hooker had not vanished. We left the bar and found a mini cab. If anyone is going to know where to find whores in a town, then a cabbie is a good bet. "Yes guys, you'll be wanting Derby Road" came the cheerful reply, "Jump in."
We drove off into the night and were not that far from the seafront when he started pointing out houses that were occupied by working girls as he called them. Not surprisingly we were a bit reluctant to knock on someone's door and aske for a shag. As often happens in situations like this, fate intervened. There on the corner we were just rounding were four girls. "They're working girls" the cabbie chipped in as he pulled up just past them.
We walked back to the girls and asked them (politely) if they were on the game and they said they were. The price was £20 for a fuck. We picked our partners and went into the house. Me in one room and Adrian in another. I paid the girl £20 and sat down on the bed.
I undid my boots and then lowered my trousers and pants, my cock already rising with anticipation. The girl walked over and reached down and caught hold of my cock. She gave it a few strokes and it was very stiff when she said "What the fuck are you smiling about?" I did not have time to think of a reply before she followed up with "You fucking cunt! I should glass you!" She had walked over to the far side of the room and picked up an empty beer bottle. Needless to say my erection had wilted and I was thinking "Shit, what sort of a nutter is she."
She strutted around the room ranting and raving "I'll cut your fucking prick off, you fucking cunt!" By this time I had retrieved my pants and trousers and was trying to get them back on without taking my eyes off the lunatic in front of me. That she was dangerous, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind. I was expecting to be attacked at any second.
With my pants and trousers back on but unbuttoned I decided to retreat holding my boots. As I left the room I called out to Adrian and went and sat on the front garden wall and tried to get my boots on. The nutty bitch came out with the bottle in her hand and continued to screech and menace me. She must have seen my attitude change when my boots were done up and Adrian appeared as she backed off and started going on about her "Frank upstairs." This was obviously the poor bastard that lives off her immoral earnings.
Me and Adrian walked off around the corner, Adrain was laughing, he'd had his end away and thought the situation hilarious. I was seething, I'd been robbed of £20 and assaulted. OK, it was only verbal but she would have gone physical if I'd made one false move. I felt like getting a large rock or something and smashing it straight through her front window. As it happened, a mini cab came round the corner at that very moment and we hailed it down.
It was a different cabbie but his attitude to hookers was ambivalent as well. "You've just been unlucky" he said, as if the horse I'd backed had just come in second. "I'll find you a good hooker." he offered. Sure enough, we had not gone far when he slowed and pointed to three girls. "I shag the one on the left every Tuesday" he said, "She'll not give you any shit". I got out the cab and off it went, Adrian wanted more beer and had offered to meet me back in the pub we left earlier.
I went up to the three girls and asked them if they were on the game. They replied that they were. I told them about my encounter with the nutter and they looked genuinely horrified. "It's girls like that, that give hookers a bad name" one of them observed...
"Don't you worry love, one of us will sort you out" another said, "Which of us do you fancy?" I picked the small one and we headed back up the road to her house. I went upstairs with the girl and went into her bedroom. It was all a bit seedy, the old carrier bag full of used condoms was slightly off-putting. But only slightly.
I stripped to the nude and she stripped but left her T-Shirt on. We started fucking on the bed and she was really getting into it. I had her legs up in the air and was looking down at my shaft going in and out. She must have realised I was a bit pissed and needed that extra something to get me off. Her hand reached for my swinging sac and carressed my testicles. That worked a treat and in seconds I was filling the condom with a rich helping of cream.
I got dressed leisurely as we chatted, she was actually a nice girl and restored my faith in humans and ladies of the night. After all we both enjoyed the sex and the girl had £20 to spend for fifteen minutes of her time. A good deal all round as far as I can see.
I made my way back to the bar and met up with Adrian. We had a great laugh over it. Adrian had had a good fuck with his whore as well, so I suppose I was just unlucky to come across The Nasty Hooker.
I went for the first time to Amsterdam with several friends back in 1983. After finding an extremely seedy hotel to stay in (the owner gave us a block of marijuana to get us 'started'), we headed straight for the red light area. There were many young hookers in the windows and we were like pigs in shit. The cost of a beautiful young whore was 50 Guilders... We soon found a pub called The Old Sailor and went in to buy drinks. It became our base for the rest of the weekend. The Old Sailor still exists and to this day is one of my favourite pubs in the red light area.
Four or five of us decided to go into a bar a few yards from the Old Sailor after the guy on the door told us that you could drink as much as you wanted and the girls behind the bar would do sexy tricks for you if you paid them. I think it was a Guilder per minute, with 30 minutes minimum payment. There were 4 Guilders to the Pound back then, so it was pretty good value.
There was a tap on the bar where you could pour your own lager from and we immediately set about getting our 'monies worth'. We negotiated with one girl to stick a banana up her pussy and spent some time at the end of the bar, in full view of the other punters doing just that. Then I got one of the bar girls to squat on my face and take a folded 10 Guilder note off my nose. I had a fantastic view of her undercarriage as she came into land but it wasn't as much fun as it sounds!
We'd had a great time and were just about to leave when one of my mates called Mark asked a bar girl if she would stick a banana up his arse. The girl said that if he got stripped off and got on the bar she would. We all thought that Mark was joking and started to leave again. When we looked back we saw Mark stark bollock naked on the bar so we returned to the bar just as a crowd was gathering.
Mark was on all fours, his nuts were very slack and swinging between his legs. The crowd had a great view as the girl tried to push a huge banana up his arse but it would not go. Mark told her to loosen his arse up with her finger which she did for a minute or two. The crowd had gone silent, realising perhaps that they were in for a treat. With Marks arse hole suitably loosened the girl was able to bury the banana several inches deep. By this time we had got our camaras out and were taking pictures. This was not allowed but no one complained. Someone in the crowd cracked a joke and Mark burst out laughing, as he did, the banana shot out of his arse and skidded accross the bar several feet away. Hoots of laughter went up followed by clapping and cheering. Mark quickly got dressed and we fled crying with laughter back to the Old Sailor.
The weekend was a huge success, all my mates fucked hookers and Mark even fell in love with one, returning several times to fuck the arse off her. Now, twenty four years later, that weekend is always considered by those who went on it to have been one of the very best.
Just in case you are wondering why there have not been any posts recently...
I have been on a three thousand mile road trip on my hog.
I went to Faaker See in southern Austria for the European Bike Week.
3,008 miles in 11 days, that's about 273 miles per day.
And just in case you are wondering what the hell this has to do with sex...
I certainly felt FUCKED when I got home!
Now that is a very nice bubble arse! That's the sort of arse any guy would love to have in the back of his car.
Lovely narrow waist and she's got a very nice pair of tits as well!.
She reminds me of a girl called Sally that I used to go out with years ago. After we left the pub we would drive to a quite spot for some serious fucking. Sally would strip naked in the front seat next to me while I was driving and on some occasions would suck my penis as I was driving. She also liked having my middle finger up her arse while I fucked her. What a girl!
Can any one say what type of car it is from the interior?
Does any one care?
Meet the huge testicle tribe!
As you will see from the picture on the left, these guys have the biggest bollocks in the world. By a long way.
Their secret has recently been revealed.
Males in the tribe are absolutely normal until puberty when they adopt a (rather disgusting) habit that the men of the tribe have practiced for centuries.
The habit is, searching out menstruating cows and then licking the bloody discharge off the cows vagina. Yuk!
Someone must have done this first without knowing the 'desirable side affect' and it beggars belief that others copied him.
It is believed to be hormones in this bloody discharge that causes the testicles to swell to such an enormous size.
The ability to reproduce does not seem to be affected although the act of reproduction most certainly must be.
Girls, would you fancy balls like those swinging against your arse!
So, if you want huge nuts, then just go down to your local cow field and start plating any menstruating cows that you see.
Sure beats potions, lotions and hanging weights on them...
My girlfriend recently read Power Play by Andrew Hobson and she told me how much she enjoyed it. She said that the sex descriptions reminded her of when we do it. God bless her.
So I took a peek inside the book and I have to say that what she said is a big compliment. The descriptions of the sex sessions are fantastic. You can't fail to get a hard-on (or wide-on) when reading them.
So I'll give you an excerpt from the book to give you a taste of what it's all about...
Truth to tell, Susan didn't have much sexual experience and what she did have was nothing like the loving adoration she was receiving right now. She played with her nipples, harder than they had ever been, almost painful in their arousal and her pussy had never been wetter. She knew Dave was going to go down on her, something she had never experienced, but she had heard from friends just how good it could be. She couldn't wait. She was shivering in anticipation.
Dave could feel Susan's intense arousal as his mouth moved nearer and nearer to her sopping vagina. He smelled her sweet scent and wanted to plant his mouth on it. He stuck out his tongue, and with torturously slowly motions, licked from her inner thigh up, closer ... closer ... until finally his tongue met her soaking slit. He licked up and down, carefully avoiding her clit, maddening strokes along her puffy lower lips before plunging it straight up her cunt. The effect was electric, Susan's eyes opened wide and she breathed in sharply, "Oh my God!" It was everything she had heard it would be. His soft tongue tickled her cunt and it felt like he was fucking her with his tongue. Her hands grasped his head and she tried to force his face further into her dripping pussy, but the best was yet to come.
Dave withdrew his tongue from Susan and almost negligently flicked across the face of her swollen clitoris, "JESUS CHRIST!" she shouted, it was unbelievable. Cunt sucking had just reached a new level. "OH MY JESUS CHRIST!" was all she could say. Dave let his tongue and lips move back and forth across her clit in measured strokes, until he could feel Susan begin to buck her hips underneath him, he knew she was about to cum, but he never changed his pace, he just kept flicking gently at the engorged organ of pleasure.
Susan could barely stand it; she had never felt anything like this before. Her pussy felt as if it were smouldering and about to catch fire, and still the pleasure came. It built inside her; the warmth grew, spreading through her body until she thought she would explode. And then she did. All she could do was gasp as the ecstasy filled her, "Oh my Jesus... Oh... I've never felt... Oh Dave... Oh... Ooh... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Her body twitched convulsively as she fought for control, her legs thrashed and she held her hands to her head as it shook from side to side. Her eyes were wide open and her mouth was stuck in a silent scream, until slowly she began to come down from the clouds and was once more able to speak. Breathing deeply, she looked down her body to where Dave was crouched between her thighs, grinning broadly. She gasped, "Oh Dave, you can do that again. Anytime. I've never known anything like that. Oh Dave."
He answered, "I will, but not yet. I have something else for you first."
Still not quite calm, Susan frowned, "What?"
He stood up and pointed to his massive erection jutting out in front of him like a spear, "This."
Susan's mouth began to water as she looked at his prick once again, the biggest she had ever seen in real life. Not like the dirty videos. She knew she would ever be able to manage one of those freakish monsters, but this one – this one she really wanted. She looked back up at him, her face a mask of desire. She spread her legs even wider as she lay before him and said, "Fuck me."
Dave fell upon her like an avalanche, he prodded her groin once or twice, before locating her drenched opening and thrust his hard cock deep inside her. "Christ, you're so tight," he moaned. Susan couldn't speak; she had never felt so full and stretched before. It was a little painful, but Dave seemed to know instinctively he should wait a moment, to let Susan get used to him, before he started moving. "Are you okay," he asked gently.
"Oh God, yes," she replied, "Now fuck me good!"
Dave began to thrust his cock in and out of Susan's soaking wet hole. He surrendered himself to the silky soft wetness of her cunt and allowed the sensations to crawl from his prick to the rest of his body. As he moved his stiff cock in and out, Susan began to moan in ecstasy. Ten, fifteen minutes, she didn't know how long they had been coupling, it seemed like Dave could last forever. She never wanted this to end. She thought his tongue was good, but oh my God, this was even better. She couldn't believe the new sensations her pussy was experiencing. She started thrusting her groin back at him as they fucked, their pubic bones met with a rhythmic slap, and each time she felt a stab of pleasure from her clitoris as they met. Each sensation was stronger than the last, more powerful, more joyful. She began to lose control again as the feelings she was experiencing from this wonderful man threatened to overwhelm her. She began to scream, "Oh God!... Fuck me!... You're killing me!... Please!... Please!... Oh my God!"
They moved faster together, holding each other tightly and pressing their mouths firmly together, kissing, almost fighting with their tongues as their climax rapidly approached. Dave went into overdrive, slamming his hard cock into her battered pussy, he began to groan and Susan knew he was about to cum. She begged him, "Please... Not yet... I need to cum... Oh Jesus!... I'm Cumming... I'm cumming... OH JESUS CHRIST!... I'M CUMMING!..." and then she couldn't say another word, she clenched her teeth together as she felt Dave explode inside her and fill her boiling cunt with his sticky fluid. He screamed wordlessly as his cock throbbed and pulsed and sent gob after gob of his seed into her wonderful tight cunt. That was all she needed to send her over the edge once again. The pleasure flowed through her, surrounded her. She couldn't move, could barely breathe. Her cunt was white-hot and her breasts were almost painful. If Susan had not experienced this herself, she would never have believed it could be this good.
Wow! Now that's what I call fucking sex!
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I have been informed by Adult eBook Shop that BDSM ebooks are the best selling ebooks. It seems that there are many people that get seriously turned on by domination, tying people up and having their wicked way with them... Can't think why!
From the bestselling author of Out Of Control. The beautiful but haughty Ellen Sanchez thought she could get away with embezzling from Jack Sawyer, the powerful CEO of Sawyer Metalworking. When she was caught, she said she would do "anything" to avoid going to jail. Anything turned out to be a new position for Ellen: Company love slave. After months of pleasing everyone on command, Ellen discovered a side of herself he had never suspected; she enjoyed being an "Office Slave."
A short excerpt will give you an idea of what it's like:
Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Top and bottom of her breasts. She was crying now, tears flowing freely down her cheeks. She nearly sobbed with relief when Jack told Jim that was enough.
He untied her. She sagged down, caressing her tender breasts, her eyes blurred by tears.
"I'm going to go get a cup of coffee. You may thank Jim for helping with your training while I'm gone." He left.
"Th-th-thank you, Jim," she said automatically, without looking up.
Jim's deep voice startled her. "You need to be more polite, slut. Look at me."
She raised her eyes and through the fog of tears, she saw his long black cock, sticking out of his pants, right at the level of her mouth. Now
she understood what Jack had meant by "thanking him." She opened her mouth and took Jim's thick cock inside.
He was too large for her to deep throat him, but that didn't seem to stop him from trying to force himself on her. She used one hand to stroke him in an effort to bring him off more quickly. That seemed to pacify him. She rubbed the shaft and suckled the head for several minutes while Jim built up a head of steam. El's pussy began to throb of its own accord and she felt her wetness grow. It surprised her because she suddenly realized she wanted the big man's huge cock deep into her pussy. Would Jack allow it?
Within a few more minutes, Jim came in great quantities. El choked on his sperm, much of it running down her chin and splashing on her breasts.
My girlfriend loves her ebooks, she even has a Palm eBook reader on her mobile phone!
I was sent this the other day by a good friend and thought it would be interesting for AdultsExoticA.
The site is www.hogrockcafe.com/smokin'_pussy.htm and you may be asked to install a bit of software. I normally don't like doing this but as the publisher was Microsoft I decided to go ahead.
The movie clip is of a lady smoking a cigar with her pussy. She uses her pussy muscles to draw in smoke and then exhale.
Can you imagine that suction on you cock?
I bet you can!
But it would be like kissing an ash tray, literally.
Any way, go take a look at the smoking fanny yourself...
By using satelite technology it is now possible to find out where any mobile phone is located in real time.
This scary technology does have a bright side to it though.
Ever wondered where your partner was?
Now you can find out. Just enter your wife or girlfriend's mobile number into this page: http://www.sat-gps-locate.com and watch as this amazing system locates her.
Awesome Technology!
My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the X-Man Black Dildo and is quite a read. It's by a girl called Maria and she left an earlier review of her being fucked by the huge Bam Dildo. She obviously loves it LARGE!
Unexpecting anything, I agreed to let my hubby tie me to our four poster spread-eagle. He said it would be different and it was. I never knew this dildo was in the same room but I saw my hubby grab the lube not knowing what to expect. When he brought this monster out I was very concerned. He informed me he would use it and give it to me good and hard. As a few inches went in me I had my eyes closed and then he began the slow in and out movement with it that I was craving by then. He was soon working it faster than I ever had any real cock. I squirted and he wouldn't quit. If I know him the real deal must be next.
~ Maria
Once again, she never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it.
How do we solve a problem like Maria? I wish I knew...
A word of warning for those of you who may be regular Tesco, Asda or Waitrose customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco or Waitrose. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you while you are driving. Whilst this is happening the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on December 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th, 29th, and 31st. Also January 4th, 5th, 6th, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend.
So be careful.
A friend of mine was out with his dad walking in the park when he was about six or seven years old.
He saw two dogs fucking and asked his dad what they were doing. His dad told him that the lower dog was blind and the other dog was pushing it to St. Dunstan's.
He didn't really understand what his dad meant but accepted it without question, the way youngsters do.
Later in life he realised that "Pushing a blind dog to St. Dunstan's" is a term for doggy style sex.
The origin of the term I believe is the St Dunstan’s hospital established during WW1 for blind ex-Service men and women.
Anyway, check out this doggy style sex poem, I think you'll like it.
I was visiting a friend of mine called Colin in Los Angeles some years ago. I had gone with a friend Graham and Patsy, my girlfriend, even though the relationship had run its course and was over. Colin had been living in LA for about six months after driving across the States in a VW Camper, Route 66 and all...
I did not really like LA, it's too big and smog was still a bit of a problem. I'd had more problems with Patsy and she'd gone off to stay with some American girl she'd met. We were a bit bored when Graham and myself decided to go to Tijuana in Mexico for a bit of fun. Colin said we'd have a blast but he could not join us as he might not get back into the country.
We travelled there on a huge AMTRAK railway train which ran much of the way next to the sea. South of San Diego we arrived at the border called San Ysidro and passed through into Mexico. We made our way to the nearby town of Tijuana and found ourselves a whorehouse.
Inside it was dark and it took a while for your eyes to adjust. Down one side of the room was a bar, in the middle, a raised platform with girls dancing on it. The opposite side, next to the street were tables and chairs. The hookers mixed with the guys inside, plying their wares.
We found a table and got a couple of beers in. We sat, taking in our surroundings and watching 'the show'. If the truth be told, we were both a bit nervous. I'd never fucked a hooker before and even though Graham was a veteran of Amsterdam (he'd fucked 12 hookers there in one weekend but that's another story), he too was visibly nervous.
A hooker came over to us and sat on Graham's lap. He squirmed like a schoolboy and tried to redirect her attentions to me. Thankfully, unsuccessfully.
Later, emboldened with beer, we were approached by a little blonde (bleached) Mexican. I rather fancied her and Graham gave her a $20 bill to sort me out. For $20 you got wanked off, which sort of suited me and I agreed to the deal. The girl reached into her handbag and brought out a tub of Vaseline, opened it and scooped some out. She then reached down to my flies and... Whoa! "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" I cried.
She was going to get my cock out and wank me off where I sat! Call me old fashioned but I had envisaged going to a private room to do the dirty deed. Graham being the gentleman, offered to leave the table and go and sit at the bar for the duration.
I told the girl and Graham that there was no way I was going to be wanked off in public, so the deal was off. I demanded Graham's $20 back. The girl retrieved the $20 bill from her handbag and waved it in front of my face. Graham was saying "Let her keep it". I reached out, grabbed the bill and handed it back to Graham.
The next moment the girl started screaming and I could see people nearby stopping and turning towards the sound. She screeched away in Mexican but even I understood the last word... "Bastido!" And the full force slap in the face before she vanished in a "flurry of feathers".
Hookers are generally quite a caring, down to earth bunch and it was not long before a concerned hooker arrived to see what the problem was. We explained the situation and got on well with the new girl. A few more beers and I told her that I fancied a fuck. I told her that I wanted a small girl and said that I actually liked the one that slapped my face.
The new hooker said she'd go and ask her for me. I waited eagerly for the answer, confident that the first hooker would be up for it. When the new hooker arrived back I said "Well, what did she say?". The new hooker replied "She said she wants to kill you!"
In the end both Graham and myself found a hooker and paid them, we had to leave the whorehouse and follow them down the road to a cheap hotel where they hired two rooms for an hour. Graham went off with his girl and I went into this rather seedy bedroom. We both stripped of and even though I was nervous I was rock solid! The girl rolled a condom down over my swollen shaft and laid back with her legs apart. I climbed aboard and started pumping...
I tried to think of motorbikes and work, anything to stop me coming too quickly and shaming myself but looking down at my cock slipping in and out of that slim Mexican girl's tight pussy was just too much. I carried on pumping after I had ejaculated and then a couple of minutes later I had to fake an orgasm, can you believe it? The girl was very careful about checking the condom after I had withdrawn and pulled it off.
She held the condom up and looked at it as it swung to and fro in front of her. There was a look of awe on her face as she asked "When did you last have sex?" The end of the condom was absolutely full of man fat, loads of it. You have to be unusual to impress a hooker, believe me. I am what's known as a "heavy cummer".
We lay down on the bed and started chatting, my intention was to get another hard-on and fuck her brains out. After all, we'd paid for an hour. Suddenly there was banging on the door and a female voice shouting in Mexican. My hooker got up and opened the door. The other hooker burst into our room and said that Graham had gone without fucking her...
I decided that I should get dressed and go and find him. Tijuana is not the place to get separated in. I found Graham outside the Hotel sitting on the curb. Later, when I asked him "Why?" he mumbled something about getting sucked off but it was unconvincing. To this day I do not really know what happened with Graham.
For me, it was mission accomplished and I enjoyed myself. It's a shame I missed out on seconds though...
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