Back in January this year I posted Bam Dildo - Someone's Gonna Get Fucked it was about a girl who had contacted my friends over at Bionic Tonic a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys...

Anyway the girl's a sex maniac (in the nicest possible way) and she has tested several of their sex toys. It turns out that she likes really large cocks so for a St Valentine's Day treat they sent her the Huge Bam Dildo to test ride.

I've really been waiting for this and I know that there are many of you out there that have been waiting for this too!

Here it is in Victoria's own (sexy) words, it's worth the wait. It certainly gave me a stiffy reading it!



Hi, I’m Victoria and I am sorry that I haven’t written anything for you for a while, but I am a very busy business woman, but you know what they say, all work and no play makes Victoria such a sad girl, so Jamie and I decided it was time for some us time and a valentines break.

Hotel booked, Bam Dildo packed for some fun, we were all set.

The hotel was gorgeous, the meal lovely and more champagne than any young lady should drink, but knowing that Bam was waiting for me back in the room you can’t blame a girl for needing a little dutch courage.

I flirted all evening, bit of cleavage across the table, foot job under the table, getting Jamie hotter and hotter, I knew that when we got back to the room I was going to get the screwing of my life.

We rushed into the room and were all over each other, dressed in my sexy black dress, hot new underwear and heels, Jamie couldn’t resist and before I knew it I was shoved over the armchair, skirt hitched up, knickers pushed to the side and my juices running down the inside of my legs and over my naked pussy lips, like to keep it hair free, so much nicer for licking! Jamie had slipped a finger in and was working me into a frenzy, then two, by this time I was so hot I was desperate for a good stretching and fucking. I like the feeling of being stretched and full, sometimes a good fisting is all I need but other times only the Bam Dildo will do.

Feeling that massive 13 inches touch my pussy I wanted it bad, slowly Jamie started to push it inside me, I could feel my lips around the top of it, slowly spreading and working their way around the 8.5’ girth of this massive toy, pure bliss. No joke, this thing is heaven, because of what its made of its so comfortable, not hard and soon warms to your body making the pleasure more realistic. Once in I really wanted to feel it, still on all fours, spread to the max, wetter than I have ever been Jamie rammed that huge dildo in and out of me so fucking hard, I was screaming, god knows what the people in the other rooms thought, but hey, who cares, I was in Bam heaven. I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life, the muscle intensity stretched over the dildo is truly mind blowing, we have a vast range of toys, but this one outshines the lot.

After I came, I ripped my dress, bra & knickers off, took Bam Dildo into the bathroom and attached it to the tiled bathroom floor with the clever suction device on the bottom, it was time for a little show for Jamie. I squatted over Bam & lowered myself over, lips round the top, stretching then pushing my pussy down back over this beast, you can really ride this thing like this and it doesn’t budge. I was fucking it hard, tits bouncing, can you imagine the view, Jamie was rock solid and in need of relief and decided his cock down the back of my throat was the way to go after a show like that. I sucked his hard cock good and hard and gulping that cum down my throat. Jamie said I looked amazing, still sat on the huge dildo, dressed just in heels, cum running down the side of my lips, what a Valentines!!!

God I am so wet just writing this review, reliving that moment, I think I will have to retire to the bedroom for a little Bam fun, bye until next time.

Victoria X

PS : Don’t just save Bam for the bedroom, its great in the bathroom as there are no batteries, you can stick it to the tiled bathroom wall and let it take you from behind, or place it in the bottom of the bath, fill with water & bubbles and have that private soak you know that you deserve after a hard day, don’t forget your candles & glass of champagne ;)

Wow! What a girl, Jamie is a truly lucky guy!

You can buy the Bam Dildo from Bionic Tonic and they probably have the best price around too. Don't take my word for it though!

My friends over at Bionic Tonic have got back in touch with Victoria. She's a real live sex pot! She originally got in touch with them a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys, so they sent her one and she wrote a review. Since then she has written several reviews and I have to say they are the best. She's absolutely sex mad and she loves LARGE COCK!

You can see how big the BAM Dildo is. It's absolutely massive. And Victoria is a very small lady! But she can take the lot!

Watch This Space!

Victoria is going to take this monster on her Valentines Day weekender... Personally I cannot wait to hear about it.

My friends at Bionic Tonic gave me this review that has just been submitted to their web site.

From the first day I used the euphoria to massage and milk my prostate this product has totally done the job, THE ORGASMS ARE FANTASTIC CAN RUN FROM TWO TO THIRTY MINUTES. MY AGE BEING 63. I use this product to cleanse my prostate to avoid prostate cancer this product gives me so much pleasure and look forward to using it 2 times a week. This is total enjoyment and a pleasurable experence,this will become your best friend for sexual pleasure.
~ frank000.

High praise indeed!

What a fantastic endorsement of the product.

Read the Euphoria Prostate Massager review.

You may also like some more Prostate Milking Information.

If you are a woman, it is very easy to start the year with a larger penis. You just go out and find a new man. Of course you may have to go through a few men to actually find one with a big fat penis but that can be quite fun anyway!

However, if you are a man, getting a larger penis is a bit of a challenge. So here's some help:

The Andro Penis Extender is considered amongst the best penis enlargement traction devices on the market. Some sites are selling this for $300.00+ or £180.00+.

Basically it is a penis stretching device. By wearing it over a period of time, your penis is held under tension. Eventually your penis will grow to relieve that tension and then you re-apply the tension to cause more growth. Gains of up to three inches have been reported.

And three inches is a lot. Imagine withdrawing you penis from a girls vagina by the usual full amount only to have a further three inches buried in wet slippery vagina! Gives me a hard-on just thinking about it!

And the best news...

Bionic Tonic are selling it for £129.99.

That's the best price I can find on the web.

Let me know if any one else is cheaper.

Check out their Penis Enlargement Information page for more details.

The foul mouthed slapper in the picture below fucks herself with the Huge Bam Dildo. She can take the thickness (which is amazing) but can only take about half of it's 13 inch length (which is comforting). Go and take a look at the Free Movie Sample over at www.brutaldilos.com and look for Hailey's Brutal Experience. See her pussy stretched to the limit, her pussy lips clinging to the fat shaft not wanting to let it go. Her greedy distended vulva gapes open!

The Bam is 13" long and so thick (over 3") that you cannot get your fingers around it. Unfortunately for us mere mortals, many women love having their vagina's full to busting with thick cock. This is where the Bam comes into play. It's heavy and bendable (see the movie clip) and a real challenge. You can buy the pussy stretching Bam Dildo at Bionic Tonic and you can read the Bam Dildo Reviews there too. Well worth a read...

Would you like to watch some a seriously large black penis actually fucking? I've managed to find a DVD featuring Bam...

The Bam, Big Black and Beautifull porn DVD has Bam in various sexual encounters with guys and girls that love his huge black penis.

Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Guys, if your girl is a bit too big down below, then maybe you should consider some pussy tightener...

Or if you are the problem and you could do with a bit more meat on your privates, then consider the Andro Penis Extender. It's considered the best penis enlargement traction devices on the market. Bionic Tonic are selling it for £129.99 as a Christmas Special Offer. Now that is VERY CHEAP for that product.

I almost forgot to mention that Bionic Tonic are giving away a FREE COCK RING away with EVERY ORDER.

For those of you that have never used a cock ring check out this page on Cock Rings Information.

They're GREAT!!!!

Bionic Tonic Sex Toys are selling the excellent Rabbit Pearl vibrator for a cheapest on the web price of £10.99.

Some sites are selling this vibrator for £19.95 so it's a big saving!

The Rabbit Pearl is one of the most popular rabbit vibrators and it's price has been reduced by £6.00 as a Christmas offer. This is a best selling product not some rubbish that they are giving away cheap.

It makes a great present and you may well get to use it on your girlfriend/wife which is nice. I use it on mine and it's great to watch the look of pleasure on her face and then see her curl her toes as she cums... It's all down to the clit stimulator, push the shaft in deep until the rabbit ears brush the clitoris, then withdraw and the push it in again and again and again, they love it.

Here's some reviews about this excellent vibrator:

i rushed home and locked myself in tho loo with that baby. I was in pure ectacey from the strong vibrations from the bunny and the rotating shalft. you havn't lived till you've tried the rabbit!
~ Sarah - Sun 26 Jun 2005 15:19:11 - Score: 10

This is fantastic the clit stim part of it is amazing the shaft i dont always use and when i do that is equaly fantastic. My boyfriend doesnt feel threatened by it cos i get him to use it on me thats great fun sit back relax.
~ H - Wed 27 Apr 2005 20:00:32 - Score: 10

I love this toy it is the only .. only thing that makes me orgasm and feel like im leaving my body ! it is awesome... the rabbit head stimulation is so perfectly designed to hit exactly the right places.
~ Denise - Wed 02 Feb 2005 14:31:00 - Score: 10

Many people believe that penis pumping does not work but the evidense out there contradicts this. Check out the picture below. That guy does not need to enlarge his cock, I hear you say!

OK, it may not be permanent but judging by the size some guys pump to, that may be a blessing!

The airtight cylinder is placed over your penis. The vacuum pump causes blood to rush into a portion of your penis which is made of erectile tissue (Corpus Spongiosum/Corpora Cavernosa), not muscle. Pumping causes an increase in the thickness of the shaft skin and an expansion of the spaces in the corpus spongiosum. Because the corpora cavernosa is a live tissue that is similar in manner to a sponge and the human body grows and adapts to stress placed upon it, causing the spongy tissue of the corpora cavernosa to stretch out will cause it to heal in an enlarged state that can hold more blood. The suspensory ligament may also be stretched by pumping, pulling more of your dick out from the body causing you to hang much longer and thicker. The length and frequency of your pumping sessions and your individual physiology are factors that will determine your results.

Through daily pumping, it is possible to maintain the increases otherwise your penis shrinks back to its normal size within 24 - 48 hours as most increases are only temporary.

Your penis will stay larger for at least several hours after pumping and is great to do before shagging that bird you've always fancied or visiting a sex party or a sex club...

You can get Penis Pumps at my friends Bionic Tonic Online Sex Shop so if you fancy giving it a go, check them out. They have just about the best prices going as well.

You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.

My Pals over at Bionic Tonic sent me this review of a penis enlarger that was left on their site. They never published it but thought it was funny, so they gave it to me.

Being born with both a very small length and girth, I have tried several ways to improve my size. I have been told the old saying 'its not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean', unfortunately tho, this is never the case. Saying that tho, I have no motion either, so my self-confidence was at an all time low before i bought this product. During my last sexual encounter, as I am very self-consious about the size of my member, i put it into the hand of my partner in the dark. Unfortunately she replied 'sorry, i dont smoke' which is a terrible put down. I shall not talk about any growth I have acieved, as that would be vulgar, but lets just say im now happy with almost 2 inches. And let me tell you guys, the women love it now!! I highly recommend this product!
~ Mr Craig Ball

Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you when you're wanking?

Check out this funny page on maturbators information.

I popped a couple of these babies this morning while my girlfriend was downstairs getting breakfast...

When she came back upstairs about 30 minutes later I was sporting a very stiff penis.

We had a fantastic passionate fuck in all positions for about forty minutes but she was not impressed with me when I withdrew my penis and ejaculated all over her.

Apparently, she finds me cumming inside her much more satisfying. She says she can actually feel the hot sperm pumping onto her cervix! Ye gods!

Any way, after doing some work, we decided to go and look for a new car for her. As we were driving to a garage I could not help noticing I had a hard-on and it would not go down.

It's bloody embarrassing try to look at cars for sale with a steaming hard-on, I can tell you!

The salesman must of thought it was because I liked the Audi TT he was showing us.

I was still rigid when we got back home, so we went back to bed for another glorious fuck. Heaven!

For those of you that don't know, Golden Root is a totally natural herbal version of Viagra. Obviously, it's not as strong but then again it's not going to give you a heart attack either.

It really does work! I find two capsules best works best for me. Buy Golden Root Complex from my friends at the Bionic Tonic Sex Shop. They have the CHEAPEST PRICE that I can find on the web. Don't take my word for it, do a search and buy it wherever...

Hell, spend over £40.00 with them and get 1 300mg capsule FREE!

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to another review that just appeared on their site. It's by Maria and once again about the Bam dildo, it's quite a read...

My first impression of the Bam was this is so big!

Now after several weeks of having Bam in our collection all hubby has to do is start setting up our laptop in the bedroom and I know what to do. After my shower I put on something sexy and lay on the bed. He kisses and nibbles me in all the right places then gets the lube on Bam and tells me here it comes or hands it to me and tells me to just get wild. He has me bang myself first until I have my first orgasm then as I perform oral on him he takes control of Bam and makes me cum again. We have done this each time he wants to and I really love being like a slut for him. One day if he may want me to try a real black cock but for now Bam will do nicely!

~ Maria

Not surprisingly she recommends the Bam dildo and gives it 10 out of 10.

She never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it. We love Maria!

Just so that you know, the Bam dildo is a massive 13" long and over 3" thick (you cannot get your fingers around it).

In other reviews of huge dildos that I have read, the women all say how much they love that 'full-up feeling' and go on to say that after they have experienced several orgasms their vagina's contract to become very small inside. It is then that their partners fuck them with their 'normal sized' penis.

It's a serious pussy stretcher.

Read the other Bam Dildo Reviews.

Other posts about huge dildos, the Bam and stretched open vaginas include Huge Black Cock and Fucked By Huge Dildos. Check them out.

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the X-Man Black Dildo and is quite a read. It's by a girl called Maria and she left an earlier review of her being fucked by the huge Bam Dildo. She obviously loves it LARGE!

Unexpecting anything, I agreed to let my hubby tie me to our four poster spread-eagle. He said it would be different and it was. I never knew this dildo was in the same room but I saw my hubby grab the lube not knowing what to expect. When he brought this monster out I was very concerned. He informed me he would use it and give it to me good and hard. As a few inches went in me I had my eyes closed and then he began the slow in and out movement with it that I was craving by then. He was soon working it faster than I ever had any real cock. I squirted and he wouldn't quit. If I know him the real deal must be next.

~ Maria

Once again, she never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it.

How do we solve a problem like Maria? I wish I knew...

My friends at Bionic Tonic alerted me to this review that just appeared on their site. It's about the Bam dildo and is quite a read. It's amazing what goes on in bedrooms around the world...

I didn't know hubby had bought this. One night I was feeling horny so I showered and put on a sexy nightie to arouse him. He read my mind but wanted the web cam turned on. I said "no way" and he said "come on, you know it'll be fun and besides I know you. Well, hesitantly I agreed. I was getting super horny knowing anybody could see me and when I was ready for some action he excused himself and came back with this dildo in his hand. I was shocked to say the least. The next thing I knew he handed it to me and told me to insert it and start doing myself. He wanted me to masturbate it and by then I decided if he wanted me to, why not! I lost count of the number of times I came. I went from feeling ashamed to feeling fullfilled! He was surprised when he saw I could take the entire length. Then I was told to keep going until he decided I had enough. I never knew I could put on such a display.

~ Maria

Just so that you know, the Bam is 13" long and so thick (over 3") that you cannot get your fingers around it! To take the full length beggars belief, never mind the girth. It's a pussy stretcher.

She never left her email address and is not an account holder so she did not write this review for financial gain (Bionic Tonic reward review writers with a £5.00 discount). She must have wrote this heartfelt review for the sheer sexiness of it. How do we solve a problem like Maria?

Other posts about huge dildos, the Bam and stretched open vaginas include Huge Black Cock and Fucked By Huge Dildos. Check them out.

I feel that after writing the Woman's Worst Nightmare post that I have to redress the balance somewhat. Bring relief to the wounded, so to speak. and it is with that in mind that I present to you the Andro Penis Extender.

I have found the best price on the web for you but please do NOT take my word for this. Make your own checks. You should also visit other sites to find out more about the product.

Briefly though, the device stretches your penis over a long period of time. Six months or more, I believe. And you must clock up between four and nine hours a day for maximum effect.

I think Mr Smallpiece in the above mentioned post is beyond help but anyone with a 4" - 5" penis could reasonably expect to get to average size. If you're lucky enough to be packing 6" - 7" then the holy grail of 8" is achievable.

So, if you can bear the thought of putting your little old man on the rack, this is the device for you.

A big thick todger is only a few months away.

If you do buy one, let me know and maybe we can follow your progress on this blog. I might even be able to get you some freebies for the Bionic Tonic plug...

Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.

Victoria & Jamie have been back in touch, so to speak. They've 'rode tested' a Double Bunny which is a rabbit vibrator with a difference. Victoria is a very sexy 'no holes barred' girl with a great imagination and a rampant sex drive. Sort of every man's dream I suppose...

Here's her review:

This is the ultimate toy, to be used alone or with a friend, male or female. Its the perfect cock size and when you are ramming it in and out of your wet pussy the clit and anus stimulators hit just the right places. This toy is a guaranteed orgasm everytime.

Jamie and I first tried ours one lazy sunday morning, I woke Jamie with a hand and blow job so in return I received a fantastic helping of pussy playing. I just laid back and enjoyed, while he gave me the fucking of my life with the Double Bunny, the pressure on my clit was so intense that I was soon enjoying the most gorgeous orgasm. The pressure on the anus just leaves you begging for something hard up your arse and of course as usual Jamie is always happy to oblige.

I am also looking forward to when he is away on his next business trip, can’t wait to keep myself satisfied with my Bunny and talking to him on the phone giving him every juicy detail, hearing me cum and hearing him wanking himself off. Heaven.

Love Victoria & Jamie X

Vibrators don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.