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Another Holiday Snap

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:03:26 GMT

Another snap from my holiday.

It was a beautiful sunset.

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Guy With Huge Penis Fucks His Mother!

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:04:42 GMT

This ebook Grant's Big Day Part 1 is part one of a story of a young guy with a twelve inch penis.

At the start of the book he is inexperienced but eager to learn. News of his huge cock spreads around the neighbourhood and everyone wants a piece of the action. There's everything here from fucking his friend's mum, his friend's gay older brother wants some action and even incest with his mother.

Everyone loves a big fat penis (so it seems) and you'll love this book. It's fast paced and funny. A very good read.

Here's an excerpt:

He followed Mrs. Stills into her bedroom. She closed the door and sat on the bed with her legs crossed.

"Ok, go ahead. You can show it to me now," she said.

Her eyes were staring at the front of his jeans. He unbuckled his belt, and his hands were shaking. His jeans fell to his ankles and he pushed his shorts down. His dick stood straight out. Her eyes grew wide.

"My goodness, Grant. That's a very large penis you have. How long did you say it is?"

"I don't know. I never measured it."

"Come over here so I can get a closer look."

She uncrossed her legs. He waddled toward her. She grabbed his dick and pulled him even closer, between her spread legs.

"It must be a foot long, at least," she said in a soft, low voice. Her fingers caressed the shaft and reached under to rub his balls.

Grant closed his eyes. His breathing was shallow. Her touch was so delicate, so soothing. When she spoke, her mouth was barely an inch from his dick and he could feel the warmth of her breath.

"Did I make it hard like this?"

"Yeah," he said, but could barely choke out the word.

"It must get very uncomfortable for you. What can I do to make it better?"

His chest was tight. He could hardly breathe.

"You can kiss it," he said.

"You want me to kiss it?" She was looking up at him with wide, blinking eyes. She held the shaft of his dick against her cheek with both hands.

Grant just nodded. He couldn't make words come out any more.

"How about right here on the tip? How about if I kiss the tip?"

Her soft lips touched the tip of his dick with a smack and he groaned. He locked his knees to keep them from giving out. She kissed it again.

"I hope that's better. But it's still very, very hard. Maybe I should kiss it some more."

Grant swallowed hard and grunted "Ok," but she had already smothered the head in a big, wet kiss. Her lips moved down the side of the shaft, and her warm breath made his pubic hairs tingle.

"You taste delicious," she said. Her voice was muffled by his dick.

"Thanks," was all he could think to say. What else was he supposed to say to a woman who said she liked the taste of his dick?

Her lips parted wide around the head of his dick, then it was going into her mouth. Grant groaned. He couldn't believe it was really happening. Her mouth was warm and moist. His knees started to give out he put his hands on her shoulders to hold himself up.

She had one hand on his thigh and one hand around his shaft, and her head moved back and forth. Her mouth made slurping noises and she was dripping drool all over the place. With a gasp, she yanked his dick out and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.

"Goodness, that's a lot of cock," she said. A string of saliva stretched from her lower lip to the head of his dick. "I'm having trouble getting more of it in my mouth. I want you to push it in with your hips, ok?"

"Ok," he said, but he wasn't sure what she meant.

She stared at it like she was concentrating really hard and pumped it with both hands in a tight grip. When she was ready, she opened her mouth wide and jammed his dick in to the back of her mouth, where it made her gag. His first reaction was to jerk away, but she held him in place with her hands around his legs, and pulled him toward her. He had no choice but to push his dick deeper into her mouth with his hips. A couple more inches of the shaft slid between her lips, which only made her gag more. She held him there, bobbing her head back and forth. The feeling was so good it made his toes curl in his shoes.

Finally she pushed him away. His dick flopped out of her mouth, and with it a glob of saliva that landed on the carpet by his foot. She coughed furiously and wiped at the tears from her eyes. When she recovered, she looked up at him and grinned.

"How was that?" she said. She put her hand around his slimy shaft and pumped slowly...

Oooh err!

Bam Dildo Review - Victoria Has Been Fucked!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:44:08 GMT

Back in January this year I posted Bam Dildo - Someone's Gonna Get Fucked it was about a girl who had contacted my friends over at Bionic Tonic a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys...

Anyway the girl's a sex maniac (in the nicest possible way) and she has tested several of their sex toys. It turns out that she likes really large cocks so for a St Valentine's Day treat they sent her the Huge Bam Dildo to test ride.

I've really been waiting for this and I know that there are many of you out there that have been waiting for this too!

Here it is in Victoria's own (sexy) words, it's worth the wait. It certainly gave me a stiffy reading it!

Hi, I’m Victoria and I am sorry that I haven’t written anything for you for a while, but I am a very busy business woman, but you know what they say, all work and no play makes Victoria such a sad girl, so Jamie and I decided it was time for some us time and a valentines break.

Hotel booked, Bam Dildo packed for some fun, we were all set.

The hotel was gorgeous, the meal lovely and more champagne than any young lady should drink, but knowing that Bam was waiting for me back in the room you can’t blame a girl for needing a little dutch courage.

I flirted all evening, bit of cleavage across the table, foot job under the table, getting Jamie hotter and hotter, I knew that when we got back to the room I was going to get the screwing of my life.

We rushed into the room and were all over each other, dressed in my sexy black dress, hot new underwear and heels, Jamie couldn’t resist and before I knew it I was shoved over the armchair, skirt hitched up, knickers pushed to the side and my juices running down the inside of my legs and over my naked pussy lips, like to keep it hair free, so much nicer for licking! Jamie had slipped a finger in and was working me into a frenzy, then two, by this time I was so hot I was desperate for a good stretching and fucking. I like the feeling of being stretched and full, sometimes a good fisting is all I need but other times only the Bam Dildo will do.

Feeling that massive 13 inches touch my pussy I wanted it bad, slowly Jamie started to push it inside me, I could feel my lips around the top of it, slowly spreading and working their way around the 8.5’ girth of this massive toy, pure bliss. No joke, this thing is heaven, because of what its made of its so comfortable, not hard and soon warms to your body making the pleasure more realistic. Once in I really wanted to feel it, still on all fours, spread to the max, wetter than I have ever been Jamie rammed that huge dildo in and out of me so fucking hard, I was screaming, god knows what the people in the other rooms thought, but hey, who cares, I was in Bam heaven. I had one of the biggest orgasms of my life, the muscle intensity stretched over the dildo is truly mind blowing, we have a vast range of toys, but this one outshines the lot.

After I came, I ripped my dress, bra & knickers off, took Bam Dildo into the bathroom and attached it to the tiled bathroom floor with the clever suction device on the bottom, it was time for a little show for Jamie. I squatted over Bam & lowered myself over, lips round the top, stretching then pushing my pussy down back over this beast, you can really ride this thing like this and it doesn’t budge. I was fucking it hard, tits bouncing, can you imagine the view, Jamie was rock solid and in need of relief and decided his cock down the back of my throat was the way to go after a show like that. I sucked his hard cock good and hard and gulping that cum down my throat. Jamie said I looked amazing, still sat on the huge dildo, dressed just in heels, cum running down the side of my lips, what a Valentines!!!

God I am so wet just writing this review, reliving that moment, I think I will have to retire to the bedroom for a little Bam fun, bye until next time.

Victoria X

PS : Don’t just save Bam for the bedroom, its great in the bathroom as there are no batteries, you can stick it to the tiled bathroom wall and let it take you from behind, or place it in the bottom of the bath, fill with water & bubbles and have that private soak you know that you deserve after a hard day, don’t forget your candles & glass of champagne ;)

Wow! What a girl, Jamie is a truly lucky guy!

You can buy the Bam Dildo from Bionic Tonic and they probably have the best price around too. Don't take my word for it though!

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Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:39:32 GMT

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Watch Celebs Fucking

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:43:18 GMT

Some celebrities are not very shy when it comes to fucking and they unwisely record it.

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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:27:52 GMT

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Two Stags Fucking

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:17:31 GMT

A bit like humans. Both want to fuck the same female at the same time!

Either that or the top one is gay and going for a bit of arse...

Cartoon Sex

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:21:14 GMT

I didn't say Micky Mouse had buck teeth!

I said he was FUCKING GOOFY!

Sexy Holiday Photo Of Girlfriend

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:11:04 GMT

As you can see, I've been away on holiday...

With my girlfriend. Fancy hanging off them?

My Holiday Was The Bollocks!

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:19:29 GMT

As you can see, I've been away on holiday.

Fancy being Tea Bagged by them?

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Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:20:01 GMT

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BAM Dildo - Someone's Gonna Get Fucked

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:52:25 GMT

My friends over at Bionic Tonic have got back in touch with Victoria. She's a real live sex pot! She originally got in touch with them a couple of years ago and said she would like to test their sex toys, so they sent her one and she wrote a review. Since then she has written several reviews and I have to say they are the best. She's absolutely sex mad and she loves LARGE COCK!

You can see how big the BAM Dildo is. It's absolutely massive. And Victoria is a very small lady! But she can take the lot!

Watch This Space!

Victoria is going to take this monster on her Valentines Day weekender... Personally I cannot wait to hear about it.

Here are some of Victoria's exploits that I have written about in the past:

1	Double Bunny Vibrator Review Victoria & Jamie have been back in touch, so to speak. They've 'rode tested' a Double Bunny which is a rabbit vibrator with a difference. Victoria is a very sexy 'no holes barred' girl with a great imagination and a rampant sex drive. Sort of every ma...	24-Oct-2006
2	Sexy Vibrating G-String I had a nice surprise earlier today. I unexpectedly received the following from Victoria and I thought I would share it with you. After watching the very naughty girls on FTVGirls.com and seeing them having a lot of fun with panty stuffing and of...	26-Sep-2006
3	Tiny Girl Fucked By Huge Vibrator My friends at Bionic Tonic Sex Toys were recently contacted by a couple that are sex mad. They wanted to try out sex toys and write reviews. They liked the sound of the offer and sent them a box of goodies. What follows is the first review, Victoria i...	09-Aug-2006
4	Vibrating G-String For Great Sex Here's a product review from Victoria & Jamie. They really know how to fuck! Right enough, so they do! Jamie and I always go out on a Friday night, after working hard all week it's the least we deserve, as its summer I can wear a nice little dress ...	13-Aug-2006
5	Fisting Guide - How To Fist Fuck When I read the review of the King Kong Vibrator, I was amazed to learn that Victoria likes being fist fucked. So, I asked her if she could write a Fisting Guide to explain, not only how to do it but also what pleasure you can get from it. What follow...	10-Aug-2006
6	G-spot Tickler Sex Toy Review Here's another review from our favourite sex pot Victoria. Before I say anything else, any girl reading this review, trust me, buy one of these and all your dreams will come true. I now couldn’t live with out mine and have told all my friends to bu...	15-Aug-2006

Prostate Massager Review

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:54:31 GMT

My friends at Bionic Tonic gave me this review that has just been submitted to their web site.

From the first day I used the euphoria to massage and milk my prostate this product has totally done the job, THE ORGASMS ARE FANTASTIC CAN RUN FROM TWO TO THIRTY MINUTES. MY AGE BEING 63. I use this product to cleanse my prostate to avoid prostate cancer this product gives me so much pleasure and look forward to using it 2 times a week. This is total enjoyment and a pleasurable experence,this will become your best friend for sexual pleasure.
~ frank000.

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Read the Euphoria Prostate Massager review.

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Man Gets Dirty With A Dog

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:09:48 GMT

A guy goes round to his friend's house, walks into his living room and sees his dog Rover laying there licking its penis and testicles.

"I wish I could do that." The guy says in admiration.

"Why don't you ask Rover for permission, he'll probably let you." The friend replies.

Start The New Year With A Larger Penis

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:38:29 GMT

If you are a woman, it is very easy to start the year with a larger penis. You just go out and find a new man. Of course you may have to go through a few men to actually find one with a big fat penis but that can be quite fun anyway!

However, if you are a man, getting a larger penis is a bit of a challenge. So here's some help:

The Andro Penis Extender is considered amongst the best penis enlargement traction devices on the market. Some sites are selling this for $300.00+ or £180.00+.

Basically it is a penis stretching device. By wearing it over a period of time, your penis is held under tension. Eventually your penis will grow to relieve that tension and then you re-apply the tension to cause more growth. Gains of up to three inches have been reported.

And three inches is a lot. Imagine withdrawing you penis from a girls vagina by the usual full amount only to have a further three inches buried in wet slippery vagina! Gives me a hard-on just thinking about it!

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Young Mother Shows Her Vagina

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:50:54 GMT

A thick guy walks into his living room and sees his wife laying back on the sofa with her legs parted.

He is horrified that her bare pussy is on show...

He shouts at her "Can you close your legs, the K - I - D - S can see your cunt!"

For those that don't immediately get it he spells out kids (kay, eye, dee, ess) when he actually meant to spell out cunt. Get it?

Gang Rape

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:19:35 GMT

Woman: "Officer! I've been graped!"

Policeman: "Don't you mean raped?"

Woman: "No, there was a bunch of them!"

15 Tips For Fucking Hookers In Amsterdam

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:42:03 GMT

Every year many guys from England go off to Holland for a weekend break. A stag do or something like it... I am going to assume that you are going to Amsterdam in a group. I have been on my own several times and still fucked hookers but it's generally more fun when there is a bunch of you. It's all about sharing your experiences.

1. When you arrive in Amsterdam, get to your hotel, unpack and then head off to the Red Light Area. Establish a 'Command Centre' in the Red Light Area in a cool bar such as the 'Old Sailor' or the 'De Burgh' or 'Hill Street Blues' or 'Stones Cafe'. That way, you can listen to cool music and take in the atmosphere while preparing yourself for action. Your first hooker is the hardest, many guys never pass this hurdle.

2. Have a few beers. It's called 'Dutch Courage' for a reason... Just remember that a couple of pints stops you blowing your load in ten seconds. Eight pints just stops you blowing your load. Full stop.

3. Go out from the 'Command Centre' singularly or in groups of two. Work individually, we all have different tastes and different agendas, don't be rushed or cajoled. The time to share the experience is after mission accomplished...

4. Take time to find the right girl - many guys make this mistake. For many this is a 'one-off' that will probably never happen again. Choose someone that is at least as good as you have ever pulled and hopefully much better. Spend at least one hour trawling the alley-ways looking... It's a lot of fun just looking!

5. When you approach the girl, be respectful. She's seen thousands of arse holes and hates them. Say hello, tell her she's pretty, ask what's the price and then most importantly, ask what you get for the price. I always ask how many positions you're allowed. If they say only one, move on... Most prostitutes are in it for money but some are in it to satisfy a lust for sex. It's the later that you are looking for. They are the 'Holy Grail'.

If they say 'Two' or 'Three' or even better 'however many you want' then you're onto something.

Normally, you'll be offered a 'Fuck and Suck', which is as good as it sounds.

6. I always ask for 'Doggy Style' position specifically. One, it's a favourite position of mine and since you'll be behind her, it implies a certain amount of trust. If she fucks 'doggy' then it's a big plus sign.

7. Ask specifically if she gets naked. Some think that you want to fuck a girl with her clothes on...

8. Wash. Even hookers find BO and smegma offensive.

9. When you get into the boudoir, compliment her and ask some general questions about her. Avoid references to boyfriends and family.

10. Contrary to popular belief it's NOT scary getting undressed in front of a pretty women that you are going to fuck. It's even easier if your are sporting a seriously hard cock!

11. Never fuck Bare Back. If she does that for you, then she probably does that for every punter. Please note that I have never heard of someone (that I know) catching a dose off a hooker but you cannot be too careful. Funny enough, I have heard of guys that I know catching a dose off ordinary 'girlfriends'...

12. Be prompt with your payment. Once that's over she'll relax and get on with giving you pleasure.

13. Strip off, lay back and think of a gland! She's in control and she will govern the speed of the proceedings. Do NOT try to 'Man Handle' her as she sucks your cock. If she wants to be touched, she'll tell you.

14. There's nothing better than making a hooker orgasm. If you've been lucky with your choice then it is possible this will happen. But don't worry if it does not. You've paid for your orgasm not hers!

15. If the girl has been pleasant and honest, part on good terms. Hookers are human beings too. Don't forget that. In fact, I'd go as far to say that most of the hookers I've met are very decent people indeed.

I would just like to add that there is something very naughty about fucking a girl that you only met minutes ago. If you connect mentally as well as physically then even better. Sex is a fantastic thing whether it's paid for or not. And believe me your cock does not care at all about the circumstances, financial or otherwise!