Search results : "tag:jokes"
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Another Holiday Snap
Another snap from my holiday. It was a beautiful sunset. |
12-Jul-2008 |
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Two Stags Fucking
A bit like humans. Both want to fuck the same female at the same time! Either that or the top one is gay and going for a bit of arse... |
04-Mar-2008 |
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Cartoon Sex
I didn't say Micky Mouse had buck teeth! I said he was FUCKING GOOFY! |
03-Mar-2008 |
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Sexy Holiday Photo Of Girlfriend
As you can see, I've been away on holiday... With my girlfriend. Fancy hanging off them? |
26-Feb-2008 |
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My Holiday Was The Bollocks!
As you can see, I've been away on holiday. Fancy being Tea Bagged by them? |
25-Feb-2008 |
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Man Gets Dirty With A Dog
A guy goes round to his friend's house, walks into his living room and sees his dog Rover laying there licking its penis and testicles. "I wish I could do that." The guy says in admiration. "Why don't you ask Rover for permission, he'll probably let... |
06-Jan-2008 |
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Young Mother Shows Her Vagina
A thick guy walks into his living room and sees his wife laying back on the sofa with her legs parted. He is horrified that her bare pussy is on show... He shouts at her "Can you close your legs, the K - I - D - S can see your cunt!" For those tha... |
04-Jan-2008 |
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Gang Rape
Woman: "Officer! I've been graped!" Policeman: "Don't you mean raped?" Woman: "No, there was a bunch of them!" |
31-Dec-2007 |
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Condoms - Why Packets of Three?
Have you ever wondered why condoms traditionally come in a packet of three? The last time I wanted it three times was before I'd had it once... |
19-Dec-2007 |
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Farting
A guy goes to his doctors with a serious farting problem. The doctor gets the guy to remove his lower garments and lay down on the couch to be examined. The guy farts just as the doctor is bending over him. The doctor walks to the other side of th... |
19-Dec-2007 |
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Crying Over Spilt Semen
She was only the admirals daughter but her navel base was full of discharged semen. A recent survey found that women who come (no pun intended) into contact with semen during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women w... |
16-Dec-2007 |
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Beer Goggles Make Sex Easier
A guy in a bar buys a pint, then takes a photo out of his top pocket, stares at it for a few seconds and then puts it back. He does this every time he has a pint. After the eighth pint the barman asks why he keeps looking at the photo. He replie... |
10-Dec-2007 |
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Lesbian Dinosaur
Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A. A Lickalotapuss. |
04-Dec-2007 |
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Nice Tight Pussy
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Guys, if your girl is a bit too big down below, then maybe you should consider some pussy tightener... Or if you are the problem and you could do with a bit more me... |
27-Nov-2007 |
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Pervert Question
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: He was stuck up the chicken. |
27-Nov-2007 |
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Monkey See, Monkey Do Blow Job
Just who are they imitating? We like it, so it should come as no surprise that they like it! |
20-Nov-2007 |
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Big Swollen Testicles
Any one for cricket? |
11-Oct-2007 |
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Vibrators Are Better Than Men Because
You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. |
03-Oct-2007 |
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Anyone For Driving Lessons?
I've started giving free driving lessons in my spare time. Interested? This manoeuvre is called a two handed gear change. It's an advanced technique. |
20-Sep-2007 |
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Penis Enlargement Review
My Pals over at Bionic Tonic sent me this review of a penis enlarger that was left on their site. They never published it but thought it was funny, so they gave it to me. Being born with both a very small length and girth, I have tried several ways ... |
21-Aug-2007 |



