Search results : "tag:jokes"
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Who Invented Condoms?
Although it is now agreed that the Welsh were the first to use sheep intestines as condoms, it was the English that perfected the condom by first removing the intestines from the sheep. |
09-Sep-2010 |
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Vet Fingered a Dog's Arse!
It was first day at the veterinary college and a group of students were down in the autopsy room with an eminent veterinary surgeon. The surgeon introduced himself to the class and then said "There are two qualities that are absolutely essential to ... |
08-Sep-2010 |
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Clap-o-meter
I heard that Hughie Greene went to the Special Clinic and got 85 on the Clap-o-meter! |
16-Jun-2010 |
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There's No Place Like Home!
A guy goes into a whorehouse, slaps $100.00 down on the counter and says "I want the ugliest whore in the house and a burnt steak!" The guy on the counter replies "Man, for $100 you can have the best looking girl here and a fillet steak..." The guys... |
25-Jan-2010 |
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I've Discovered Twitter!
Yes, I've discovered Twitter at last and it's fantastic! It's the sensitive bit on a girl between the TWAT and the SHITTER! |
20-Jan-2010 |
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The Gay Gardener
Was up to his balls in Pete... |
13-Sep-2009 |
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Vagina - The Worlds Best Engine
The best engine in the world is the vagina: It can be started with a single finger. It takes any size piston. It's self lubricating. Every 4 weeks it does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental. |
05-Sep-2009 |
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What's Your Arsehole For?
A gay guy goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, doctor I think I have got AIDS, please help me!" The doctor says "You must go to the pub and drink 10 pints of beer followed by a Vindaloo curry every night for the next week." The gay guy brightens ... |
04-Sep-2009 |
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Coke Bottle Up Ass X-Ray
Every picture tells a story! And here's a story that some poor bastard wished they never had to tell. Try explaining this away! At some point during the insertion they must have realised that the bottle was jammed. And then they must have started ... |
03-Aug-2009 |
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Fat Girl Question
Q. How do you get a fat girl into bed. A. "Piece of Cake." |
21-Jun-2009 |
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The Ronaldo Song
You put your transfer in, Your transfer out, In out in out, You fuck your club about, You do the Christiano and you change your mind, that's what it's all about... Woahhh Ronaldo is a wanker, Woahhh Ronaldo is a wanker, Woahhh Ronaldo is a wanker, Kne... |
19-Jun-2009 |
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New Pet
I bought a pet Goldfish yesterday but the bloody thing is epileptic. It's strange because it seems ok when I put it back in its bowl. |
18-Jun-2009 |
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Heavy Shit Going Down
Turds Over 10 Pounds Must Be Lowered By Hand |
17-Jun-2009 |
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One Up The Bum Plenty Of Harm Done
Famous headline on front page of an English World War 2 news paper. BRITISH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMANS REAR And if your thinking of pushing anything up someone's rear then check out these Butt Plugs, Anal Beads and Prostate Toys... Would you really l... |
16-Jun-2009 |
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Hello Sailor!
The Vice Admiral's vice was the Rear Admirals's rear. |
15-Jun-2009 |
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New Labour Party Logo Announcement
The Labour Party has decided to change its logo from a rose to a condom, believing it more accurately reflects their policies. This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects pricks and gives y... |
14-Jun-2009 |
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Great Sex Bar
The neon sign outside says: Liquor in Front. Poker in Rear. Sorry, it's only a joke. Get it? If you would like to see actual poking in the rear then take a look at these anal sex DVDs!!!! |
11-Jun-2009 |
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Blind Circumcisionist
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack... Here's another great circumcision joke called The Old Circumcisionist. |
10-Jun-2009 |
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Free Jokes eBook
Here's a FREE eBook to cheer you up! Just click on the image and download it. Some of the jokes are very funny and I laughed out loud. Hope you do too. It's an executable file but I have virus checked it and it's cool. Enjoy! |
23-May-2009 |
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Lavatory Humour
Who said you couldn't catch something off a toilet seat? |
08-Nov-2008 |
