Search results : "tag:quotes"
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The Gay Gardener
Was up to his balls in Pete... |
13-Sep-2009 |
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Heavy Shit Going Down
Turds Over 10 Pounds Must Be Lowered By Hand |
17-Jun-2009 |
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One Up The Bum Plenty Of Harm Done
Famous headline on front page of an English World War 2 news paper. BRITISH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMANS REAR And if your thinking of pushing anything up someone's rear then check out these Butt Plugs, Anal Beads and Prostate Toys... Would you really l... |
16-Jun-2009 |
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Hello Sailor!
The Vice Admiral's vice was the Rear Admirals's rear. |
15-Jun-2009 |
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Cartoon Sex
I didn't say Micky Mouse had buck teeth! I said he was FUCKING GOOFY! |
03-Mar-2008 |
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Sexy Tight Jeans
The first time I ever saw my current girlfriend she was wearing a very sexy and very tight pair of jeans. I went over to her and asked "How do you get into those tight jeans." She replied "You can start by buying me a few drinks..." |
28-Dec-2007 |
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Wanking Feel-Good Factor
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. |
26-Dec-2007 |
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Naked Women Does Head Stand!
Confucius say: Woman who stand on head, crack up. |
25-Dec-2007 |
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Rape Is Impossible
Confucius say: Rape is impossible, woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down. |
24-Dec-2007 |
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Condoms - Why Packets of Three?
Have you ever wondered why condoms traditionally come in a packet of three? The last time I wanted it three times was before I'd had it once... |
19-Dec-2007 |
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Regarding Your Penis
Judging by the smell I thought it would have been bigger. ~ Anonymous |
09-Jul-2007 |
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Girls
If girls are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?~ Anon. |
26-Jun-2007 |
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Cunnilingus
I kissed her lips tenderly, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses!~ Anon. |
14-Jun-2007 |
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Half A Woman
I'm so unlucky that if I got half a woman, I'd get the half that talks.~ Anon |
25-Apr-2007 |
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Woman Defines Indecent
If it's long and thick and buried to the hilt then it's IN decent. ~ Anonymous Woman |
19-Feb-2007 |
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Huge Pussy
I was fucking a girl with a huge pussy years ago, and she said "I've had a coil fitted". She could have had a carpet fitted! Guys, if your girl could have a 'carpet fitted', then maybe you should have a little look at this pussy tightener. |
19-Jan-2007 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.5
Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. |
07-Dec-2006 |
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Scunthorpe
If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain. Who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe? ~ Anonymous |
26-Nov-2006 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.4
Vibrators don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. |
09-Oct-2006 |
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Men
Men are like public toilets, they are either engaged or full of shit!~ Anonymous |
04-Oct-2006 |
