Search results : "tag:quotes"
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Cartoon Sex
I didn't say Micky Mouse had buck teeth! I said he was FUCKING GOOFY! |
03-Mar-2008 |
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Sexy Tight Jeans
The first time I ever saw my current girlfriend she was wearing a very sexy and very tight pair of jeans. I went over to her and asked "How do you get into those tight jeans." She replied "You can start by buying me a few drinks..." |
28-Dec-2007 |
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Wanking Feel-Good Factor
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. |
26-Dec-2007 |
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Naked Women Does Head Stand!
Confucius say: Woman who stand on head, crack up. |
25-Dec-2007 |
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Rape Is Impossible
Confucius say: Rape is impossible, woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down. |
24-Dec-2007 |
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Condoms - Why Packets of Three?
Have you ever wondered why condoms traditionally come in a packet of three? The last time I wanted it three times was before I'd had it once... |
19-Dec-2007 |
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Regarding Your Penis
Judging by the smell I thought it would have been bigger. ~ Anonymous |
09-Jul-2007 |
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Girls
If girls are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?~ Anon. |
26-Jun-2007 |
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Cunnilingus
I kissed her lips tenderly, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses!~ Anon. |
14-Jun-2007 |
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Half A Woman
I'm so unlucky that if I got half a woman, I'd get the half that talks.~ Anon |
25-Apr-2007 |
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Woman Defines Indecent
If it's long and thick and buried to the hilt then it's IN decent. ~ Anonymous Woman |
19-Feb-2007 |
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Huge Pussy
I was fucking a girl with a huge pussy years ago, and she said "I've had a coil fitted". She could have had a carpet fitted! Guys, if your girl could have a 'carpet fitted', then maybe you should have a little look at this pussy tightener. |
19-Jan-2007 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.5
Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. |
07-Dec-2006 |
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Scunthorpe
If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain. Who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe? ~ Anonymous |
26-Nov-2006 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.4
Vibrators don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. |
09-Oct-2006 |
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Men
Men are like public toilets, they are either engaged or full of shit!~ Anonymous |
04-Oct-2006 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.3
A vibrator can do it more than once a night. |
30-Sep-2006 |
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The Mathematics Of Sex
The angle of the dangle is equal to the thrust of the bust, if the urge remains constant. ~ Anonymous |
27-Sep-2006 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.2
You don't have to tell a vibrator he's the best you've ever had! |
21-Sep-2006 |
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Sex Toys Better Than Men No.1
You can get a bigger vibrator whenever you want without being called a slut. |
16-Sep-2006 |
