Search results : "tag:sex+poems"
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More Lavatory Humour - Toilet Graffiti
If at first you don't succeed, Put your elbows on your knees. Put your chin between your thumbs Give a grunt and out it comes! |
12-Nov-2008 |
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Part Your Lovely Legs
Part your lovely legs and then lay back, Let me in between them at your crack, You love me licking you down there I know, It's a sure way to make your juices flow. Raise your knees and thrust yourself at me, Let me in between them at your pussy, I pu... |
26-Aug-2007 |
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Cock Sucking Delight
Pull the skin back off the top, your heavy, meaty lolli-pop. Caress my nuts between my thighs and use your tongue to gauge my size. Lick my cock from balls to glans, weigh my nuts with both your hands. Accept my cock between your lips, take it down... |
03-Jul-2007 |
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Boys & Plastic Toys
men! who needs them? i do not! they eat your food and smoke your pot. they leave the seat up all the time take all your money, every dime! they take up all the room in bed and snore all night, right by your head and when its time for them to fuck its ... |
27-Feb-2007 |
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Fucking Bitch
See this! Don't bite it! Just put it in your mouth, You're supposed to suck it and like it! You fucking bitch! That's not what I call a fuck. That was more like scratching an itch! You're outta luck! Just get in the bed and get naked Cos tonight we'... |
30-Jan-2007 |
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Bless Her!
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the first I've sucked Bless the bed, i... |
28-Sep-2006 |
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Honour & Offer
She offered her honour He honoured her offer And all night long he was On her and off her. ~ Anonymous |
27-Sep-2006 |
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A Man's Occupation
It's a man's occupation To stick his cock-alation Up a woman's ventilation To increase the population Of the future generation Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? |
25-Sep-2006 |
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Doggy Style
This fuck is taking quite a while To speed things up we doggy style Swinging breasts and swinging nuts I'm buried deeply in her guts Her back arches, arse cheeks splayed Her favourite way of getting laid She raises slightly, hand comes through Caresse... |
20-Sep-2006 |
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Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me!
Lay your girl on the recliner Visions of her wet vagina When you hear her begin small sighs It's time to gently part her thighs Slip one, then two fingers in Feel the roll back of your skin Lay her hand on your throbbing tool Lightly her fingers encir... |
19-Sep-2006 |
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Consent Asked And Given
May we? Mais oui! |
18-Aug-2006 |
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Man Is Polygamous
Higamous hogamous woman is monogamous, Hogamous higamous man is polygamous. ~ Anonymous |
29-Jun-2006 |
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I Cannot Fuck
I've lived too long, I'm in the ruck. I've drunk too deeply of the cup. I cannot spend, I cannot fuck. I'm down and out, I'm buggered up I believe this poem is by Pushkin but it was quoted by Winston Churchill in the TV drama 'The Gathering Storm'. |
07-May-2006 |
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Tucked Up By Mum And Dad
The poet Adrian Mitchell allegedly wrote this parody of Philip Larkin's rather sombre This Be The Verse. An all together nicer version when one considers the value of a family... They tuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to but they do. ... |
04-May-2006 |
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Fucked Up By Mum And Dad
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-... |
17-Apr-2006 |
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Wooden Tit
Wouldn't it, Wouldn't it Wouldn't it be funny If a lady had a wooden tit Wouldn't it be funny Would you like to see a wooden cock now? |
30-Mar-2006 |
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Two Lips of Amsterdam
Tulips in the garden, Tulips in the park. But the tulips that I like the most, Are two lips in the dark. |
18-Mar-2006 |
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MILF
There was a man from Cape Cod, Who put his own mother in pod, His name it was Tucker, The bleeder! The fucker! The cunt, the bastard, the sod! If you are actually after some filth, rather than my limmericks, then you might have more luck with porn D... |
03-Mar-2006 |
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Young Lady From Ealing
Ealing is said to be the Queen of the Boroughs... But this young lady put the rough in Borough. There was a young lady from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling, She laid on her back and opened her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling. I'm sure... |
01-Mar-2006 |
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Penis Length
Long and thin, goes right in, does not please the lady. Short and thick, does the trick, manufacture baby. But if you are short and thin then you best study my penis enlargement page. |
24-Feb-2006 |
